Tim sat an stared. It was hus lube! Todd! Beautiful was he, draped in hair like the color of and shape of a bucket of extra crispy chicken. But it was not as greasy, somehow. (Tim knews this bc he has touched it befor3 (♡w♡) ) Todd has shining brilliant honey gold eyes. Tim would get lost in those shining pools. Those glowing orbs. Those colored weird meat muscle things that have optic nerves and lenses and are technically always and never open because it's your eyelid not your eye that opens and closes like think about it your actual eye did that that would be awful and weird wouldn't it-
"ummm, Tom? Why have you stared at me that way for so long?"
Oh yeah I don't know why but Tim and Todd call each other tom and tord for some reason?? I've asked Edd and he just says 'Matt you're so thick that's their names' but I know it's not. Maybe he meant like pet names. Weird. I'm not kink shaming but just weird. I'll ask Edd if he agrees with me.
"Huh? Oh sorry Tord didn't see you there..."
"We both know that's a lie Tom."
"Eh. Just, forget about it okay?"
"No."
"Laaaame"
"Tom just fucki g talk to me you Сукко"
"A what now?"
"Вы сукко блять. Понимаете сукко?"
"You know I don't speak Chinese Tord. I thought you were Swedish anyways."
Edd throws across the room, "guys please not this again." He has goned unheard.
"Fucking hell not again with this you dip shit. I'm Norwegian."
This made Tim smile. He loves teasing he lover~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Right right Ukrainian, I'm s o sorry it's just so easy to mix the two up."
"FUck you Tom."
"You wish u could you lil Polish babe~"
And with that Todd stormed out of the room to retreat to the safety of his room.
"...so," Edd chimed in " am I the only one who knows he was speaking Russian?"
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FanfictionTim an Todd luv thwm chother. it grate. Disclaimer: This was endorsed by people other than myself.
