The Jock's Blackmail

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By: awkward_tumbleweed

Unknown Number:
Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!

Me:
I wasn't planning on it...

Unknown Number:
Blackmail is a crime, you know!

Me:
I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!

Unknown Number:
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPURTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!!! JEEZ!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!!

Me:
...you want me to...blackmail you???

Ridiculously stupid characters (as you can see) yet amazingly hilarious
#1 in friendship
36 Parts

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