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Aussie Boy Sucks

Universalbabe
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is enough. None of this "how did you get into my house" business.You're such a rude hoe

Day6stoppedmyrain
I-
Am I missing something here?

DoubleKnot42
You know how I said that Sky was staying with me because her parents were out of town?? Well they came back like a week ago ?? And now Sky is back home instead of at my house

CatFather
The breakfast in bed thing ???

Universalbabe
Y/n is so ungrateful I swear
I make her breakfast in bed and she starts yelling at me to get out of her house! I haven't seen her in like a week, I thought she would Be excited!

DoubleKnot42
You showed up at like 6 in the morning with egg McMuffins and coffee, who even does that?!

Universalbabe
First off I have a hard time sleeping, so I was up early, secondly, I only got myself a coffee since I know you don't like it. I got you an orange juice bitch!

Jinyoungismylullaby
Alright, so what I'm getting is: Sky can't sleep very well so she decided to be a good friend and buy you both breakfast in morning. And instead of announcing that she was coming over she just did it????

DoubleKnot42
That bitch didn't even knock! You know what, I'm pretty sure she climbed in through my window

Universalbabe
You live on the second floor, I can't even sit up out of bed on the first try let alone climb your home

FortnitemakesmeTT
Why am I getting spammed so early in the morning!?? Why are you all awake?!?

DoubleKnot42
Blame Sky! It's all her fault!

Universalbabe
Why are you throwing me away like this!!

DoubleKnot42
Friends don't wake friends up at 6 in the MORNING

CatFather
But she did have food for you y/n

DoubleKnot42
Don't stand up for her! She knows her crime!

Universalbabe
Alright! Fine! Give me have that organs juice then!

DoubleKnot42
No! This is my orange juice! You can get your own!

Universalbabe
Then don't whine and complain at me! That's my job

Y/n wanted to roll her eyes at her friend, and she probably did without thinking. She held the orange juice up to her lips and sucked from the straw.

"Do I still not get a thank you?" Sky hummed, looking at her friend as she sipped from her coffee.

"Yeah, yeah. Thank you." Y/n smiled, sending a gaze at her friend, "I love you Bitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you... Bitch!!"

The two erupted into a fit of giggles, just finishing their McDonald's in complete, comfortable silence.

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