GrU walked down the hallway of his legit 12 story MAnsiON. Lucy was out getting penis attached cuz she bi or somethinmgewg. THE three othR little shits gottt boobS or somethinnnnn. As grU turned into his bathroommy to take a shit, his twiin borther DRU was already there = newspaper in hand and big poopy out bottom. "DRUUUUUU"
"GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" They screamed that hole mansion shooketh. "BROTHRR you stinky. OUT OF MY BATHROOMM."
DRU replied with 'NO GRUUU. My bathroom has aliENS in it. I need poop in your Toilet yes." Gru wasn't sure of this. The SWAT team could sue him for letting different shit iin his own toulet. It allowed if Dru live there but he dadn't live in gru HoMe.
"Give me youtr rich moneys and I let you shitt okay brothRE?" Gru sad. "YES BROTHERR ME PROMIUSE OK YESH NOW I SLEEP WITH YO WIFY CUZ SHE GET PENIS AND ME GAY NO?"
Gru was confusion. "You arerr gay brother/?" He asked. "No NOo I mean ok maybe fuckckck." DRu replied blushing.
"Y didn't you tells me.?" Gru asked scAREY. "Me was afraid you no liky me. Cuz...me liky you balls yak no?" Dru muttered silently. "bRother............................................" gru leaned towardz dru, wipes his brothers bottom and puts his pantz back on him,m. "I love YouU. IM GAY TOO. I wantd lucy to get penis so I force her to by shoving gun on her head in front of the alcoholic kids. The y look up to mee." GARU ExplaiNED."
GRU stared in Dru's blueeee eyes and he pat pat his blond hare. "cum with me brother." Gru seducvLY PrEssured. "o-okay." Dru replied and took his hand, following him into big black bbbed. "ar u ready foR erected grudeddy?" "Yes brorhERR" dru screamed in excitement.
They both use jetpack and flyy onto big black bed. Jetpacls go on drugs and flY OUT WINDOOW TO A WIDOW. Dru grab gru thicc face and KisS him like drake. The passion is there and they cherish it. Gru stops in his tracks, still holdings dru face and hair. "Lucy woll be back soon with daughterz. Whar do we we do ?." gru was concerned. Dru replied wirth "maybe we have her join because she has penis now. Woulsd be gay threesome.
Just lock the daughters in a closet or something. With sum water, a toilet and kfc." Gru thought about it and thenn say "good brother idea yes. We waiiir for more penis. Go order uber eats for daughtrz. Dru gabbed his phone and ordered kfc for kidssssssssssss. Lucy's car pulled up in the driveway. "fuCK SHES HERE!" GRu panicked10102101. "calmz down food almost here. Qcui k grab kids and shove in closet." Dr8 suggested.
Kfc flew through window and gru caught it, opening door and grabbinfg the daughters. "I have food now go away bye" as gru shoved them in closet, lockings it. Lucy entered the mann Sion with now penos. "luuuuucy did you get penis?" gru asked. She replied with "YES YOU fucking bald smol giant. Now I have both. Gru was excited and threw lucy into bedroom. "nani" lucy said said as she saw drU on bed naked. "dru is joining us for our...Friday night good times*wink wink*" gru said. "owo goodto sspice things up. Two grus yey." Lucy says as she take of clotjesto reveals her penis. It bugger than grus. "ohghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my." Dru saas. Sauce drooling from his mouthu and gru take of f clothes too. LOcy was about to succ her own pEnos when a scurry FROg camE and did. Dru WHEEZE *=insert wheeze noise from dru child* "sCaRRYYYYYYY RuNNNNNN EISBUIWASHIAK" DRu screamed that he fly through the twElvE story manson and on roOF. "2 scawy 4 mwee. Gruuuuuu Hel[p Meesfjx." GRU and luCY didn't give a shit so they succ each other penIS. EARL THE MINION BANANA walks in to see the mOnsTrOsErTy.....
*insert minion language* Gru angry so he shoots earL with his penis sauce and dEd. EVerywine liv happily never after. Dru lived on roof away from scarwy frOG, Gru AND lucy = succa each others penis and sas. Children starved and became dehydrated. Aslso ammonia spike their tiny nosterralz and they kink to deTH, Earl died a herO and the Pppoor WIDOW was atttttttakkkkkkd by jetpack on drugz. End.
