One... two... shit!
Why? A question humanity has been asking for hundreds, if not millions of years. I ask it everyday whilst studying for my SATs and watching my dreams of being an investigative journalist fly out the window.
However, unlike most things in my life, this isn't about me. It doesn't even scrape me, I am but your humble narrator in this tale of lies, lobe and a bit of death. I am hear to try and tell the story, the story of Eleanora Brown. More specificity what happened to Eleanora Brown.
So without further ado let's begin.
