The Forbidden Swamp (Sans x Shrek)

{~Chapter one~}

--Sans Pov--

I decided to go for a walk, ever since we had moved up to the surface things have been so tiring. The humans weren't as nice as Frisk. 

This made things like getting a job near impossible, Papyrus and Tori, have recently kicked me out due to my quote unquote 'Issues'. So  what if I liked a little fun, Its not thaat extreme. A little coke here and there and occasionally some prostitutes. And by that I mean every other night. But so what.

Okay, well. Maybe I had some fun with Frisk, knocked 'em up a little, And mayyybe I didn't let her leave my room until I had my fix. 

Okay fine, so what if I'm a woman beater as well. It's not that bad but still, A skeleton has to make a living here. I just enjoy my women to be beat.

Oof--

What?

Fuck. I fell over a stupid tree root.

Where am I? Whats that shitty little sign over there?

"Beware of.. Ogre?" What?

I've heard of everything from Skeletons, to Goat people. But never ogres.

I shrugged it off and continued walking until I saw some weird looking tree stump that had been turned into.. A house? Who in their right mind wants to live in some kind of tree.  I sighed and flung the door off the handle with my powers and looked around.

It wasn't too bad other than the fact there were empty beer bottles every where, and broken picture frames, and ripped curtains, aaand the fridge was tossed onto the floor. Okay, yeah, this place was a shit hole. I didn't care about intruding so I wan't paying too much attention to anything until I saw a picture frame. The only one that wasn't broken. 

It had a photo of a large green man, who was actually fucking hot. Like damn I'd smash. I grabbed the picture frame and sat on the couch, I studied the thic man in the photo and damn it got me hard. I had never been so sexually attracted to a man before, let alone one I've never met.

I suddenly got the urge to mark him, I wanted him, and every aspect of him. I went over to what I think was his bed and started fapping into his pillowcase, I moaned loudly at the thought of him. Of me fucking him. I suddenly nutted into his pillowcase filling the whole thing with my blue sticky goo.

I sighed happily and passed out on his bed, inhaling his scent and drifting off peacefully. 

A/N- Well this is the most fucked up thing I've ever written but for whatever reason I hope you enjoyed you sick fucks. owo