Three letters - IdubbbzTV x Reader

Part1

I walk into my house with Mang in the lead. "为什么？" (Why?)

I look down at my hands and start to mess with them again, then I hear a large thudding noise from Joji's side of the wall. I bang on said wall and say "Film your porno somewhere else" I walk away but I hear another bang and a voice comes through "Only if you join us!" I hit back and said "I just might, I don't know about Mang though, she's pretty shy."

"我太害鼠了吗？" (Am I too shy?) Mang mumbled.

"不，你很好。" (no, you're good) I reassured. "You're making Mang doubt herself." I screamed at the wall.

Joji suddenly knocked at my door, "is she okay?" He asked with worry.

"Mang, come here! 重要!" (Important) I shout to her.

She walks over to me and notices Joji is in the doorway. She instantly hides behind me. She is in her Pajamas and since they're lighter and shorter than her regular clothes she's embarrassed. "粥级，你好。" (hello Joji) she looks at the ground while she says it, still behind me. He waves and looks at me, "莽在哪儿？" (Where's Mang?)

I laugh, "Mang, don't worry, Joji is nice, remember?"

She nods against me and comes out. Joji's eyes travel across her and linger on her clothes a bit longer, then looks up to her face. Mang no longer has makeup on, so she feels uncomfortable. "加油," (Chinese way of encouragement) I whisper to her and leave the room. I knock on Joji's door and Ian opens it "wow that was fast, are you sure y/n didn't invite you in to talk to Mang?"

I look him in the eyes, "Oh I did, but now I'm pretty sure I don't want to be with you," I turn to leave, but Ian grabs my wrist, "Is this your way of inviting me in?"

"Yeah, I want Mang and Joji to work out, so I guess I'm stuck with you," he smiles.

"Do you have any pot lying around, I left my stash in my apartment," I fumble with my hands, "I just want to get baked right now, just in case Joji and Mang do something."

He laughs at my joke, "in all seriousness, yes, but it's not a joint, it's an edible, Joji gave it to me as a gag gift."
He reaches into his bag, and pulls out a 300 mg bar of pot chocolate.

"What the fuck," my mouth hung open, "We'd get so hungry with that we will end up eating the walls." I laugh and he laughs with me.

"Theres 15 pieces of chocolate, so 20 mg per piece, wanna have a piece, or we can split one?" He's nervous too, clearly thinking too much about it.

"I take it you haven't done this before?" I look at him.

"I've gotten high before, but it took me a while to ease into it," he looks away, "pop it into my mouth,"

I grab a piece and put one into my mouth and then I grab another and place it into his mouth. I've got to admit this is some good chocolate. I lay on Joji's couch and Ian sits against the couch on the floor. He turns on the show he was watching before I knocked on his door, I roll my eyes at the uninteresting show and grab the remote from Ian. I turn on a true crime show and look at Ian, my high setting in a little. "What if we were the detectives, like how would we do this shit, man?" I look at him and caught him staring, his pupils are really small, meaning he's pretty baked. "I'd probably die before I solved my first case," I chuckle and he laughs along with me. He takes another bite of chocolate and hands me the bar, I humbly accept and take a bite out as well. We start to chat and before you know it I fall off the couch from laughing too hard. "Nigeru Faggotimus? Seriously? That is beautiful!" I scream and laugh holding my stomach.

"Oh god, just wait." He pulls up a video of him unboxing things, he skips forward to a part where he said "The smell of porporri overpowers the smell of the coyote urine" and I start cackling, and it's getting hard to breathe.

"I think the funniest shit that's happened to you is when you called your mom to tell her you were pregnant, but it wasn't your baby. You were like a Carrier, and your mom flipped her shit." He laughed.

"Did you really watch one of my older videos once you visited my account," I ask, laughing a bit, "or are you some diehard fan of me?"

"I wouldn't say diehard, but I Have been subscribed to you for quite some time now, I was pretty surprised that you're the face behind the screen," He rubs the back of his neck and I take another bite of chocolate then pass it over to him.

About half the bar is gone now and we are hungry out of our minds, when Ian gets up he wobbles a bit, then regains his balance. "What do you want to eat, bitch." He yells to me, "Too late," he comes back in to the living room with a whole bag of chips and some leftover tacos. Stoned out of my mind I ask him, "do you know what the pocky game is?" I take out a box of pocky from the kitchen and set it down, "wanna play?" I ask.

He shrugs and I place the chocolate end in my mouth, then he takes the bread side, we are millimeters apart, then Joji comes back into the room with a large bang, which makes Ian pull away. "Cockblocker!" I yelled to Joji. He looks at us, then the half eaten chocolate bar, then back at us, then the pocky, and finally back at us. "What the hell is going on in here?"

"I'm fucking baked, and I want to know what love feels like." I respond, looking at the pocky on the table.

"Ian?" Joji looks at him.

"Your fault for leaving us unattended. With a pot bar, and with my favorite youtuber. Even your eyes widened a bit when she told me her username. And she's hot, funny, kind, smart, gay but in a good way, like me." He looked at Joji, "I was honestly looking forward to the kiss, but now not so much" he gets up and walks over to a room which I suppose is the guest bedroom.

"Joji, I'm sorry, did everything go fine with Mang?" I looked at him.

"Yeah, it went great actually, we have a date next weekend. It was sort of hard to demonstrate what I was saying to her, but I am pretty sure she understood it," he smiles, "wanna help me clean up?"

"Ian's here," I say as I walk out.

I go into my apartment to see Mang smiling, looking at her phone. "What's up?" I ask her and she shows me a song. It's one of Joji's, she doesn't understand most of the lyrics, but she likes the tone and beat of the song.

I go to bed and decide that it's good that Joji stopped us. I couldn't be falling for a man with a three letter name.