They were finally there at the next town. Kaal Town. They just needed to cross the bridge to get through. Easy enough, right? NO! There was the troll.
They walked onto the curved, wooden bridge. Then suddenly out of nowhere a Troll hopped on from the side of the bridge
"Hippity Hoppity women are property" he said.
"Darn right" Rube replies throwing herself at him. She then attempted to eliminate him by stabbing him with the knife she conveniently had in her hand. Unfortunately she failed and fell to the floor .
"Gimme feet" he said as the rest of the girls watched in distress as he took her shoes off smelling them anxiously.
"Riley!" A voice called. No it couldn't be... it was! It was tender Banana duck but with a human head.
"Alfie?!" Lillie called seeing the head on this delicious ducks body.
"You know him?" Hollypai said rushed still watching as the troll was drooling over Ruby's moist feet.
"Yes" Lillie said "he was the fittest guy in school, I mean look at that sexy yellow body"
"Are you hitting on my yummy man?" A voice called. It was Emma a beautiful human who was going out with Alfie~chan.
Before Lillie could reply Alfie shot his gun at Riley that he also had conveniently tucked under his wing. He didn't miss "AGGGHHH" Riley fell to the ground in defeat. Poor Riley. All he wanted was feet.
"You girls get going" Alfie said like a movie star "I will handle things here"
"Ok~" they all sung before skipping over the body of the troll and helping Rube up.
"Uugh don't speak to me Lorance"
"But"
"You didn't help me"
"I couldn't"
"I don't want to hear your shit excuse you can't fucking pull this shit saying you love me then letting my feet get molested!"
They all made there way to the wig shop next as Lillie had been needing a new wig as her old one was old. As she stepped into the shop something seemed... off. Like something was wrong. What could it possibly be?
A baby in the microwave?
A cat in a blender?
A cripple in the oven?
Whatever the case something was wrong but she ignored it because she is the strong independent main character. At the end of shopping she settled for a short just down to her shoulders much like her old one just cheaper to save a few quid.
When they got to the till Hollypai instantly fell in love with the cashier.
"You can violate my rights anytime"
"Huh?"
"Breed with me"
"I thought you were deeply in love with Emily.." Laurence said before kicking her to the ground and she passed out.
"Sorry about that"
Then they hurried out the store.
"Let's stop for lunch" Rube suggest
"Great idea" Lorance replies
"I wasn't asking you" Rube replies x2
"Let's eat at the cafe" Lillie exclaimed pointing at a small building that said 'legit cafe' on the front.
Everyone agreed then made their way over excitedly ready to fill them selves up.
Hollypai then woke up.
"What the fuck was that for?"
Everyone stares blankly back at her as she takes a newborn out of her backpack - it was skinny and small with a misshapen head like Mike wazowski. She then chucks the baby back in and continues like nothing happened.
"Whaa...?" Lorance said.
"What? That's my son - I feed him every few weeks" Hollypai replied.
They all then made their way to the cafe that Hollypai conveniently knew about even though she passed out. When they got inside things felt... fishy. Something was wrong again. It might of been due to the fact that there were no tables and chairs or the fact that there were two dead bodys lying on the floor deader than hell where Satan~chan lives. But you can never judge a book by its cover so they made there way inside before the door slammed behind them. There was no way out, probably- I dunno tbh.
Suddenly it was revealed that Alfie~chan was the bad guy he stood on the table.
"Quack, you didn't watch your back"
"Guys what can the duck seriously do to us?"
Banana duck then shot Hollypai's backpack
"MY BABY"
"MY BABY IS... DEAD"
"FINALLY, THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT"
"..."
"Uurrrm..."
"That was a living breathing child"
Then crying could be heard from the bag.
"Dang it the poop dispensers still alive"
There was more silence as everyone stared at Hollypai in utter disbelief.
"Anyyyywayy.... Your here because you have a bone to pick with one of you!"
"Whaaaa?"
"Yes I am here because someone here has stolen Emma"
"We haven't done anything to hurt her though, we haven't even seen her. Come on you saved our lives - you must like us. We're innocent."
"That's what they all say"
BANG BANG
Alfie~chan was serious he waddled around in a circle around one of the body's.
"Your going to tell me who's got her or I'm going to shoot Rube" he pointed the gun at her head.
"Nooooo" Laurence cried.
"Tell me who has her and she lives"
"I HAVE HER, PLEASE DON'T HARM HER! I LOVE HER! {[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]}"
"Where are you keeping her?
"I'm keeping her with Riley"
"But he's..."
"She's with his dead body!"
"Are you sure?"
"YES NOW LET (my love) HER GO!"
"Fine but if your lying to me I will end you all"
"🎵 Then he waddled away 🎵 "
Then they all ran out and remembered how much they all liked each other as friends and how friendship is magical.
"You saved me"
"Of course I did"
Then they started kissing again ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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lilliepop1234 has a receding hair line.
So dats a lot of words 4 me.
That whole story was basically just based off requests (which I have to do no matter how stupid :D)
Urrem goodbye have a nice day
