It was a normal day for peppa pig living in the land that was ruled by the queen
Ppaap was enjoying watching a season of 'immortal outer space alien in disguise of a human floating around in the space with a blue british phone box' until her fatass mum scream at her to absorb some vitamin D
"OI FATASS, GO ABSORB SOME VITAMIN D OR SOMETHING BEFORE I HAVE TO GO THERE WITH THE BELT"
A thick british woman voice screamed from the kitchen
"MUMMY, WE LIVE IN ENGLAND, WE DON'T HAVE SUN LIGHT!"
Peppa shouted back at her mum with logic
Daddy pig storm out of his sofa and throw peppa out the fucking window
Peppa is now sad :(
She walk down rhe street in a british way (aka depression)
Until she met him...
The fabulous lookin' young man.
She know she found her man so she walk towards the lad standing in the middle of the road "NOOT NOOT"
Well all he really say was the word noot so-
Peppa decide to bitch slap that penguin bitch a multiple times
They fell in love blah blah blah the end
