When The Lights Go Off

Chapter 3

"Oh God"

"No"

"Go faster stupid legs"

"This is too much"

"Why are you guys so vengeful"

Those are the very unfortunate thoughts racing through my head right about now.

Of all the times for this to happen ,Why did it have to happen here and at this one  godforsaken moment.

Now ladies and gents , let's just say that we're in a bit of a...
'Dilemma'

Let me clarify for all the confus-ed little ones out there....

We have with us today on our one man show, a century old question, something that even the scientist themselves couldn't figure out..
Even more baffling than whether cats are better than dogs..

Which they aren't by the way,as you all know dogs are loyal, sweet,cute and-

We're going just a litttle bit off topic there brain..just a teeny insy winsy bit..
Oops!

   Even more mind boggling than whether to choose between  Chocolate or cheesecake,

Even MORE brain exploding than...I can't think of any more but just know that its even more mystifying..

Ok so let me start from the beginning of this whole hot mess..

There I was taking my own sweet time
Doob-di-doob-di-doo

Walking down the cracked cement sidewalk.

My beautiful 'ahem' average brown eyes  sparkled in the sunlight (which there wasn't any by the way since it was a regular dark, cloudy day in my town, just saying)

When this Asshole decided it was absolutely ok to try and steal MY PRECIOUS money.

Money that was meant to save a poor, dying souls life aka moi..

Money that was meant to buy a bunch of unhealthy junk so I could binge watch on crappy dramas with cliché romance and cry myself to sleep...

Money I'd use to grow fat with and then cry all about it the next day and swear off junk food only to stuff myself with chocolate an hour later..

Money that was...

Ok you get the gist of it..

Well either way he tried to steal my money, and me being , Well me, decided to chase after the despicable money snatcher,  screeching to absolutely no one like the typical heroine in shows hoping that someone would catch him and save the day..

Well that hope came crashing pretty soon enough, so I could only chase after him myself..

Rounding a corner 'we' found ourselves facing a dark deadend alleyway..
Now most people would be like

'Oh shit ! It's a dark obviously dangerous alleyway, maybe I shouldn't barge into like a complete idiot and get myself into possibly life threatening situations'

But well, all I could say was

The fate of my days of binging and fattening rested on that money..
I will never abandon it..

So I followed..

You can probably guess what happened next..

Yup

I was surrounded

I'm guessing that thieves nowadays had to have backup at least somewhere. No one liked to be chased and beaten up, and as the saying goes

'If you can't beat them call your friends they'll help'

Or is it

'Tens hands hurt harder than two'

Either way, sounds right to me..

Well anyways thats  the situation I found myself in..

Really, I was hoping they'd at least show some tender feelings for the opposite sex but judging by that sharp looking knife thats being pointed my way, it ain't gonna be so easy..

So I guess, thats where we find our selves in my pathetic story

Caused by sheer stupidity and hunger.
  Now I know why my health teacher always said ' Don't eat so much junk food, it will end up killing you one day'.

I wished I had listened to her long droning voice and boring, knockout speech instead of secretly watching dog videos on my phone.

Sigh.

Oh yeah!

I forgot about that century old question.

It's rather simple really and truly.

Only whether, I'd like to be  a)brutally stabbed to death
                   or
b) slowly and very painfully beaten to death.

I think I'd go with whatevers less painful.

No?

Ok!.

Runnnnnn!!!

A/N
Yikes another cliffhanger people.I love me those.The chapters are not so long,I'll try to make longer ones in the future but in the meantime vote for my story. I will try not to get Amyrl killed but that girls way too reckless for her own good.
Bye