South park: Terrence x Phillip

Chapter 1: On the set

{I do not own South Park or anything or anyone from it!}

~Phillip's POV~

Terrence and I were at home watching television when the phone rang. I stood up from the couch and walked to the phone and picked it up.

"Hello"

"Hello, this is your agent and I wanted to ask if you and Terrence want to make a new movie" the guy on the other line asked.

"Hey, Terrence" I asked Terrence.

"What Phillip" he asked back.

"Do you want to make a new movie?" I asked.

"Sure" he replied and farted. We both laughed.

"We can do another movie buddy" I told the guy on the phone and then I hung up. I walked back to the couch and sat down beside Terrence and continued watching the television.

~the next day~

When Terrence and I got to the movie set walked some guy up to us.

"Welcome friends to the set of your next movie, I'm the produser and director of this movie" said the producer guy. I didn't reply but just farted and me and Terrence laughed our asses off.

"Allright then" said the producer "i'll show you the script". He made us follow him to his chair wich had his name on it cause the guy was apparently also the director of the movie.

"These are your scripts guys" he said and handed the scripts to me and Terrence "please read them over".

When I was almost done reading the script I saw something weird.

"Hey buddy" I said to the producer guy "why does it stand here that me and Terrence are supposed to kiss?"

"Oh, that's cause you two are supposed to kiss" he said.

"But we're not gay" said Terrence "atleast I don't think so"

"Well then you'll just kiss and see what happens" the producer guy said and signalled us to go to the set.

After filming almost the whole movie was it time for me and Terrence to kiss. Terrence walked to me and stopped when he was only a few centimeters from my face he then put a finger under my chin and gave me a passionate kiss on the lips and while he was kissing me I felt something strange and I got butterflies in my stomach and then when he pulled away I kinda wished he hadn't.

"AAAAAAND CUT!" The director guy said "the film is done , thank you Terrence and Phillip for finishing this so quickly.

"No problem guy" said Terrence and farted and laughed but I didn't laugh because I was still thinking about that kiss. Why did I get butterflies when Terrence kissed me? I don't like Terrence that way... do I?