Trapped Between Two Lungs

My first Phillion

Sunday evenings are the worst, there's never anything to do. I slumped in my laptop chair editing my most recent video.

"Goodbyeeeee" I dragged out the I sound as a swooped in to engulf the camera in a hug.

"Ugh." I sighed. "Why am I so lame." I added my last comment into the description.

Posted: 19:27. Views: 1,289. likes: 214

I was pleasantly surprised as I scrolled on:

Comments: 7

I actually had comments this early?

I clicked the 'see more' option as I lowered into the comments section.

"Nice hare gay boy." Some illiterate twat was first to comment. And I wasn't aware I had homosexual hair..??

"Check out my channel!" A link followed the swift comment that had probably been copy and pasted to every video she'd watched.

Moving on.

"Nice video. I saw an Origin of symmetry poster in the background, I love muse too<3" finally, something worth my attention.

"Thanks-," I scanned the username, "-dan, Muse are my favourite band, I often get told I look like matt haha."

"Omg I see the resemblance, haha. You're matt Bellamy with a sprinkle more cuteness." I flushed a light tone of pink.

I caught a glimpse of his picture. "Aha why thank you. You look like a brunette version of Dom Howard with a dash more adorable-ness if I don't say so myself," I held my breath as I anticipated a reply.

"Well I'll certainly take that as a compliment, he's a very talented drummer I'd love to be like him. I only play piano myself; badly haha."

"I'd like to hear it some time :-)." I put a smiley face to seem more friendly. I don't know, I don't know how to be sociable.

"Find me on twitter :-) @danisnotonfire."

Oh... I myself had 9k twitter followers, which paled in comparison to my 12k YouTube subscribers. Just another glory hunter Dan seemed to be.

"Okay. Mine is @AmazingPhil :-)." I gave him my twitter anyway, not expecting anything after I followed him. Might aswell just give him what he wanted so he wouldn't bug me any further about it.

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"Hey 'AmazingPhil.' So tell me, what's so amazing about you then?" Dan had direct messaged me. Colour me surprised.

"Nothing much, I picked the name for ironic hilarity."

"Awwh, I'm sure you're more extraordinary than you think. I mean, you certainly know how to make me laugh in your videos. Not to mention your hair is on point."

I looked more closely at his icon - his eyes were like sparkly chocolate orbs, and he was visibly sun kissed. I had to say though, his hair was pretty 'on point' too.

"Well thank you, I'll have to make one especially for you one day-and hey, your hair is the same as mine pretty much!"

"I'll feel so honoured, an 'AmazingDanIsNotOnFire video haha. Cris cross."

"I have to go out in a few minutes, so I won't be able to get internet-text me?? 078146724680"

"The fangirl in me is screaming, I have amazingPhils number."

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"Hey you :-)" my phone lit up displaying a message, I could only assume was from dan. That was quick.

"What should I save you as? I don't know your last name." I replied.

"Dan Howell :-)"

"Howell? Like the wolf."

"I guess, haha. What should I save you as AmazingPhil?"

"Phil Lester."

"Like MoLester?"

"Not one of my personal hobbies, but yeah I guess it is like MoLester."

"What are some of your personal hobbies then, other than YouTube and not molesting people."

"I like to sing a lot. I'm not very good but it's fun, I sing when no ones home though, so no one hears."

"Would you sing if I was in your home?" My heart skipped a beat. Was Dan Howell suggesting he comes to my house?

"No." I replied shortly.

"Oh. Well that's disappointing, I would love to hear you sing. Your speaking voice is quite beautiful on its own already."

How could I say no to this beautiful doe eyed boy.

"One day, maybe."

"Excellent. I'll look forward to it Mr.Lester."