gory short storys

miss plastic

so in my group of friends we call the popular gang the plastics. if you haven't guessed I don't like them hehe.

so obviosly we shall tie her up by the wrists an the neck. grab your weapons which will be: a potato peeler, make up, a trusty knifeo and a butter knife. firstly, scrub of all of her make up I'll make her pretty. lets make her smile by cutting the corners of her mouth. what a pretty smile there hehe. on her legs we will get the potato peeler and instead of the potato skin we peel her skin. 

secondly, once she's clean get the butter knife and saw between the finger and toes and the get a sharp knife and chop of all her fingers and toes and here her lovely screams of pain fill the room. once she is silenced get a fillet knife and slice her up and squirt lemon juice on the cuts. 

if she hasnt fainted then slice up her stomach and scrape out her incides like you would a pumpkin on Halloween. fish out all that plastic. and then untie her and haul her in the back of your car and tie her to a tree in the middle of the forest and leve her for the birds.

when you get back to your house you can make a meal out of her leftovers if it isn't all plastic.