Well here we go so this one is about my the neighbour because recently he has been getting on my nerves. As he has been constantly calling me names and the normal method isn't working any more. For those who don't know my method is usually kicking /punching or basically beating them up. So I would first of all get my supply's such as a sowing kit a knife and a screwdriver.
And starting with the knife I would calve a huge happy smile onto him and cut his hands of so he can't wank and keep me up at night and then I would get the sowing kit and Dow his mouth shut. And Dow his eyes shut while I'm at it. Stick the skrewdriver in his ears and get a hammer and wack the end sending extreme pain through his head. And just to mess with him get out the hot sauce shuv it on all injury's and up his nose.
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gory short storys
Randomrandom thought that evolved into short story's mainly about annoying people that are in my class at school