joseph joestar eats spaghetti

oh my god NO die alreayd

joseph cam eback to life again for like the 10,749th time. the hamon energy in his circulatory system healed the wounds from eating the AAA battery. god joseph. just die already.

now that his spicy boyfriend caesar was dead and his custom gucci wallpaper was ruined, joseph had no purpose in his life anymore. everytime he died he just came back to life. god.

in an attempt to end it all, joseph decided to shove 10 boxes of pepsi cans up his ass this time instead of one. the carbonation of the pepsis created intense pressure within his rectum which caused joseph to explode like the hiroshima bomb. this time, hopefully, jospecjihcjfj doesn't come back to life.

if you're curious to know exactly how many pepsi cans went up joseph's rectum, he shoved 120 pepsi cans up his ass.
one pepsi can contains 12 fluid ounces. joseph joestar shoved 1,440 fl oz up his ass.
the total amount of pressure contained inside of the mass of 120 pepsi cans is approximately 87,120 kilopascals (kPa) of pressure. that's surely enough to kill a human.

yes, i actually calculated this shit. i'm not proud of myself.