♦Talk about Annoying ♦

Hey guys! I will try to update as much as I can!

~Aurianna

I wouldn't consider myself a hater, I just don't like a lot of things, and when I don't like something, I'll let you'll know, trust me!

ANNOYING CRAP #1

The ' Wanna-be' Gangstas: You know the people who consider them selves 'bad ass's just because they have shitty tattoos, sagging pants, hats backwards. The sagging pants just get me so fucking confused ( even though that happens a lot, but still) I mean, what if you went took a shit and forgot to wipe and you were wearing white underwear, pants sagging all the way to your knees! E.M.B.A.R.R.E.S.S.I.N.G!! And they talk like no one EVER taught them correct GRAMMER or ENGLISH!

"Yo dawg"

DAWG?? DAWG?!?!? What the fuck? Last time I checked you are talking to a human NOT a dog. Get your mother fucking eyes checked. sheesh.

ANNOYING CRAP #2

Duck face selfies! For all the girls who do the fucking 'Duck Face' you look like you are having a orgasm! Seriously! Selfies shouldn't give you sexual pleasure! Okay? Okay.

ANNOYING CRAP #3:

Over Dramatic girls!

The girls who say

" Oh my gosh! I did so bad!"

When they did a good job! Like Shut.the.fuck.up.

What I really hate is when girls go:

" Oh my gosh! I AM SO FAT!...How about I go on a diet!" and they are perfectley fine!

Me:" How about I bitch slap you? I like that idea!"

Amazing idea right?

P.S:

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ANNOYING CRAP #3

TEACHERS!

"This is going to be very useful in life!"

~15 years later~

Teacher: So What do you do now?"

Me: Not division bitch.

Seriously! All the teachers I've had say that 24 fucking seven! Arghh so annoying! My teacher Mr.Dotson says

"Only high-light the important stuff!"

me:" So everything....?

Mr.Dotson: No...only important stuff!

What I'm thinking:" Fuck you.

ANNOYING CRAP #4

AUTO-CORRECT!

OMG DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AUTOCORRECT...

I hate it.All it is a bossy ass bitch on your phone correcting everything you say...hmm...sounds like Mrs.Horter...

Some people say

"Auto-Correct is so helpful!"

How the fuck is it helpful! Those certain people won't be saying that when they mean to say

born

but auto-correct changes it to porn..mmhmm bitch.

" So when were you porn?'

" It seems like 2000 was the most populaur year of kids being PORN, Cuz we have 200 kids in our class."