Hey everybody! My last attempt to write epically failed. So now I am going to go slow and I am trying to do a, I don’t know what you would call it. Tell me if you like it
Ugh, I thought, Monday. It means another day in hell. Yes true eternal damnation. Why, am I in hell? I don’t know ask God, really ask him. He is a nice guy and all, but they got my papers mixed up or something with my mass murderer twin sister, Ivy. So ya, I am in the luxury sweet while they get all this figured out, so no torturing or anything. They just can’t both have us in purgatory. You want to know what is funny, my sister shot me, and then the cops shot her. I know pretty messed up. Hells for the little offenders is pretty quite decent, but get this, the demons are all bat creatures. They are all bats none of them are like those raving fire breathing bull things, just big bats. Also, hell is yellow, neon neon, hurt your eyes if you look at it for a second, yellow. It is funny to see the new comer’s faces, when they see hell, they are all like, waoh, so this is hell? Hmh, ok cool.well that is all the time I have for now, so bye.
