DAY 1
RAUL
"Uy Raul!" Homer.
"Bakit?" Ako.
"Baka gusto mo namang bilhin 'to?"Dinungaw ko ang tinutukoy niya. Patago niya itong pinakita sakin because we're in school. I was literally shock 'cause it was my first time to saw a pornographic female magazine closely.
I look into him and gave him a DECLINE/ NO-NO look. Sus, never in my wildest dream im going to buy a pornographic female magazine. Why? 'Cause i might get in trouble.
I'm off to the bathroom. I'm about to pee in my pants. I took off my penis and let it squirt that are coming outta my urethra. I paused when i heard some strange moan of a girl.
"Somebody's hooking up at the cubicle"I quietly said to my head.
But why the fuck they're doing miracle in a public bathroom? How cheap of their mindset right?
"Jehov...ven"A type of moan who's thirsty & begging for more.
Because of my fucking curiosity i knew already that it was bad to have a little peep on what they're doing. Pero i'm here na eh at dahil narin sa pagiging curious ko.
The girl pulling the guy's hair seductively. At....when she open her goddamn eyes she caught me watching over them. She has no clothes on. What a pitty?
"Jehoven..stop"Girl.
"Why? Does it hurt?"Jehoven.
"No..i think you forgot that you lubed me up right before you insert yours to my bum..."Girl.
"Oh! I see...pero bakit nga?"Jehoven.
"May nakatingin satin.."Girl.
Yumuko ako at nagtago sa ibang cubicle.
"Don't mind 'em..."Jehoven and then they continue their business again.
Napaface-palm ako. O__O!!
Jehoven? Classmate ko yun ah? What the? Nalaglag panga ako sa gulat. JEEZ!!!
I was biting my nails coz the girl might remember my face then she would tell Jehoven that i was the one who witnessed their MIRACLE!. wtf!. How im gon' get rid of this? How am i gonna get myself off this hook?.
DAY TWO
RAUL
"Hey wazzup?" Trisha.
"I'm alright. You?" My short reply to her question.
"I'm bothered..."Trisha.
"Bakit? Is there something problem?" Ako.
"Kasi sa mga bullies...I don't know what to do,Raul. They're teasing me for having blue eyes...I'm literally pissed..Why does eye color matter? You know what i mean?" Trisha open up to me her rants.
"There's nothing wrong about you. The wrong is when you're eyeing someone coz of her differences based on her physical outlook.Tell your bullies they need GLOXI or CHERIFER to grow up..."Ako.
She laughed. "What if hindi tumalab?" Trisha.
"Then, they need to understand what is the differences between constructive criticism and bullying..."We both laughed loudly.
"Joker karin noh?"Trisha.
"Hindi naman..."Ako.
"Do you have girlfriend? Raul?" Trisha.
"Huh? Ako? W-wala..."Nahihiya kong sagot.
"Bakit? Wala? You're so handsome kaya...take a look in the mirror!"Trisha.
"You're joking?"Ako.
"No! I'm not?"Trisha.
"Really?"Ako.
She nodded and I'm in a state of mind of disagreeing.
"Okay class! May surprise long quiz tayo!"Ma'am Rose reminded us.
Nabalot ng katahimikan ang buong klase.
"Get one and pass"Ma'am Rose give the papers one by one to my classmates who are in front.
I scratch my nape. Wala akong masagot. Then accidently nasagi ko ang ballpen ko dahilan ng pagkahulog. Dali-dali ko itong hinabol at tumigil sa pagulong ang ballpen ng tumapat ito sa ilalim ng upuan ni Jehoven.
He look at me like ang weird ko. Eye contact for a split seconds then kinuha ko na ballpen ko.
Ewan ko ba bat namumula ang pisngi ko? Sa kahihiyan ata kahapon...
Matapos ang halos thirty-minutes na pagsasagot ay chineckan muna ni Ma'am ang mga papers namin for ten minutes. Tapos ay isa-isa niyang binanggit ang pangalan namin at sabihin ang score sa pagsusulit.
Pinagpapawisan ako.....Shet....
Huwag naman sana bagsak ako.
Kahit papano may prior knowledge ako sa lesson namin.
"Trisha got 48 over 50......"My classmates give Trisha a round of applause she deserves.
Napangiti naman sya and so am i.
"Congrats..."Ako.
"Thanks..."Trisha.
"Raul got a perfect score!"Nagulat ako?. Napatingin ako kay Trisha....
"Oh my gosh! Ang galing mo!!!"Trisha.
"Wala yun. E-he di ako makapaniwala, Trish"Ako.
"Dont worry ako rin..."Trisha.
CLASS DISMISSED
I went to my locker kasi ilalagay ko ang mga books ko para hindi mabigat sa likod.
I'm about to locked my padlock when i heard a familiar voice na paparating...
"Tol, I have a question to you?"Jehoven asked his childhood bestfriend Joseff.
"Ano yun? I'm gonna answer it if your questions does make any sense...If not shut the fuck up..."Joseff.
"Can Ginny get pregnant if i busted a nut over her bum?"Napaface-palm si Joseff.
"Tangina mo! Mukha ba akong google?" Inis na tanong ni Joseff.
Natawa rin ako sa tanong ni Jehoven kasi sino ba naman hindi matatawa sa tanong niya? Ass isn't connected to vagina there's no way for sperm to meet egg...Iniwan sya ni Joseff...
"Huy Joseff! Tol!"Jehoven.
Nagkatinginan kaming dalawa. I shake my head while laughing.
"What so funny?"Jehoven.
"So fucking lame, Jehoven..."Ako.
"Hindi ako bobo!"Inis na sabi nito.
"I didn't say you're dumb...ang bobo kasi ng tanong mo..."At natawa nanaman ako.
"Kaya nga nagtatanong eh? Hindi mo ba alam?"Jehoven.
"Ang alin?"Ako.
"Nakapag nagtatanong ka nagiging matalino ka..."Jehoven.
"Agad-agad?"Ako.
"Pano mo naman nasabi?"Ako.
"Sabi ni Peter Abelard.."Napakunot ako ng noo. Sino yun?
"He says the first key to wisdom is assiduos and frequent questioning"Jehoven.
Bitch? Ano daw?.
"Alam mo...kahit hindi mo na itanong yun alam mo na ang sagot..."Mariin sabi ko.
"Edi sana hindi na ako nagtanong kung alam ko na pala ang sagot"Pagrarason niya.
"Sige nga anong sagot dun sa tanong ko?"Jehoven.
Ngumising-aso ako." Did you know that anal sex is an effective way to avoid pregnancy"Ako. I give him a cheesy smile he didn't ask for but deserve.
Napaawang ang labi niya.
"Salamat bro!"At inakbayan ako. Naweirduhan ako sa kanya.
"So pano? Tropa na tayo ako?"Jehoven.
"Gago!" My middle finger waving at him. But he didn't wave back he just laugh.
At umalis na sya.
