you and your boyfriend, Jackson, have been together for 3.14 years. Today is your pi anniversary, you spent the whole night making pies for Jackson. He walks into the kitchen after coming home from his job at the worm on a string factory, he kisses u on the cheek following up with "what'd you make baby?" You smile and lean in whispering "pie"
Jackson steps back and screams in horror
"I WANT COOKIE"
