WHAT IF #8

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MOMMY

Saturday 8:45 am

Zach:

Morning Ma
West will be pickingme up at 9:00. Don't worry about me, aight?
I'll be a good boy, just like you thought me. 
I won't be a handful to Tita Cora.
; ) 

WEST

Saturday 9:15 am

Zach: 

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
You're already fifteen minutes late.

West:
What do you mean?

Zach:

What?!
Sabi mo dadaan mo ako sa bahay!

West:

Why the hell would I do that? Hindi kita dadaanan, mayuyupi ka!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zach:

GAGO

West:

HAHAHAHAHA, LMAO
Relax dude, I'm close. Natagalan lang.
Nahirapan akong itakas yung kotse eh.

Zach:

Lol.

West:
What? It's more fun that way. Ansaya kayang tumakas.
You should try it too sometimes...

Zach: 
HAHAHAHA. No thanks.
Igagaya mo pa ako sa'yo,  balasubas ka.

West:

OUCH! That hurts man.
Right in the heart!

Zach:
LOL. Eyes on the road. 
You're driving right?

West:
Of course, thanks for the concern babe!

Zach:
You're disgusting!
Just get your ass right here man!

West:

Well someone definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Zach: 
🖕

Zach:
Stop acting like a kid, West!
Stop playing with the goddamn horn!
You'll wake up the whole building, asshole.

West:

Alright Grandpa! Geez.
Get your ass down here and maybe I'll stop. 

MOMMY

10:00 am

Zach:
What if hindi mo kami laging minamadali sa paggagayak noong may importante tayong mga lakad. Lalaki kaya akong dumadating on time, tulad ngayon????Btw, we're on our way na Ma. 

Btw, we're on our way na Ma

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Btw, we're on our way na Ma. 

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