“I live in a world without noise.”
“A world without noise?”
“Yes, a world without noise.”
“So if you're deaf, how are you answering my questions?”
“I am not deaf; I can hear just as clearly as anyone else.”
“But you can't hear noise?”
“I do not hear noise.”
“There's a difference between the inability to hear noise and simply stating that you don’t.”
“I do not hear noise.”
“You're not being very helpful, you know.”
“You are not asking questions.”
“What do you mean? I've been asking you questions this whole time!”
“You are not asking the correct questions.”
“Look kid, you’re starting to annoy me. Are you going to give me a decent answer or not?”
“If only it were that simple.”
“Are you going to elaborate on that, or am I just wasting my time?”
“I will, but you will still be wasting your time. You do realize that, right?”
“I thought I was the one asking questions here.”
“You clearly think a lot of things that are not true.”
“I’m still waiting on that explanation of yours.”
“And I still await the day when my time will not be wasted by stupid reporters trying to make a profit off of my story.”
“Wait, you think I’m just here to make a profit?”
“Yes.”
“Well, you should know that I’m not.”
“You should know that you are lying to an eleven-year-old genius who can easily get you fired. I would be more careful, if I were you, mister reporter.”
“Oh really? How exactly are you gonna get me fired? You’re just a kid.”
“I am a kid who lives in a world without noise.”
“Still need an explanation on that, by the way…”
“I will explain when you say something that is not stupid.”
“Fine! Since I clearly can’t say anything right, maybe I should just shut up!”
“I ought to applaud you on your efforts. It took you awhile, but you finally said something intelligent!”
“Hey! Is that supposed to be an insult?”
“Do not ruin this for yourself, reporter. Do you want an explanation or not?”
“Yes.”
“Then be quiet and let me begin…”
