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03 - 20 - 19

10:21 PM

BROS INC.
Group Message

Alfie:
ALESSO!

Migo:
Dude
What are you so mad about?

Greg:
You didn't have to scream

Rean:
Such a rude guy

Phillip:
Disrespectful

Fabian:
Jerk 😂

Alfie:
Fuck y'all 🖕🏼

Alesso:
Your words, Mr. Yapjuangco
What is it?

Alfie:
Fuck you, Alesso!
How dare you use my number 😠

Alesso:
Wth are you talking about?

Alfie:
Some stranger out there keeps on texting me because she thought I was you

Phillip:
And?

Alfie:
That's it you dumbass

Rean:
What does she say tho?

Alfie:
She sends messages everyday
Telling that she likes Al
Sending pick up lines
Idk

Migo:
And you actually take time to read her messages? 🤔

Alfie:
Shut up

Alesso:
You could've just blocked her number

Greg:
Maybe the jerk's hoping she's another A

Rean:
And now you're being a jerk too

Greg:
No offense
Just sayin

Alesso:
Point taken
But what's your deal, Alfredo?

Alfie:
My deal is why does your class president have my number and it's named as Alesso?!

Alesso:
Cause I was aware that girls would get my number from the class president, so instead I just chose a random number
And lucky you!
You won
Congrats 🤘🏼
You're the chosen one man 😂

Alfie:
Fuck you
She kept on cursing me
And the nerve of her to call me a SCAMMER!

Phillip:
Oooh 😂
Interesting

Migo:
You're acting like that because your ego's been crushed 😂
Poor Alfredo, he really thought someone out there likes him and is crazy about him

Alesso:
Sorry man
😂

Greg:
Assuming ka kasing puta ka

Rean:
Hahahahaha!

Alfie:
Fuck off
I'm just mad because I need privacy!
Not because of that 😑

Phillip:
Let's all understand, Alfie
The guy's been single for years now

Migo:
Yeah right
I pity him
Poor guy 😔

Alesso:
Right 😂

Greg:
No one likes the guy
At least have some little consideration for him

Alfie:
I could read your fucking messages if you're not informed

Rean:
Sad life
The guy actually thought that someone likes him
Only to know that the messages were meant for Al as in Alesso and not Alfredo
That really hurts
😭😭😭

Migo:
I feel bad for him
Let's cheer him up, shall we?

Alfie:

Migo:That's a bad thought you know? 😪

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Migo:
That's a bad thought you know? 😪

Alfie:
Fuck off
Get your single ass outta here

Migo:
I'm single and ready to mingle 🤪
Not like you
Still chained to the past 😉

Phillip:
Preach 🙌🏼

Alesso:
My mouth's zipped 🤐

Greg:
Facts only 👌🏼

Alfie:
Dang
Why am I even friends with y'all? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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