Tv Nonsence

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"Today we report sightings on a scientist named Dr. Renege and his younger daughter and half princess of Maya-gold. We say that the kingdoms' king is now going slightly crazy while the queen is on the verge of death, and welcomed at the doorstep of heaven. We say the princess will come to a peasants house and live there for a while until we have a solution to this horrible conflict. We-" I shut the tv off.

Bull. No peasant can just come and be like! "Hey welcome Mae! You know you can come right in if your loving father Renege is going a bit fucking insane?" Yeah I don't freaking think so. I get up and grab a coke. I gulp half it down while Im only in boxers. My perverted sister Megan comes out. She licks her lips. I gag. She laughed at me and threw me a pair of jeans and a dirty top I used for soccer.

"Some girls gonna make love with ya, so please cover up babe," Not to mention really romantic so she puts her hair in a sexy way.

"Meeting with Derek? It's barely six on a weekend," I ask knowing she was probably just going to buy some food for more cake, which she won't give me any unless I give her a kiss, totally unlikely even though I'm the best cooker and baker in the house, I'm lazy.

"Not unless you say so babe, anyways I'm going off to the mall, need anything?" I decide to be nice and answer her back.

"Cake batter, take a stop at the cake bake shop, I will make it this time Meggy," When I say this her eyes light up. The last time I made a cake was when our parents died. Four years ago. Remembering this makes my eyes tear up. Crap! She smiles.

"Kiss?"

I say yes because I know she means Hershey, she better fucking not pester me about this now. The door is slightly opened and I am about to plop the delectable delish chocolate in my starves mouth and Derek just arrives? Sigh. But no. It's defiantly not Derek, unless he gained 50 pounds, grew a beard (he has stubble) and he got very rich in two days. Huh. Then she came in.

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