UH OH!
❝ but i can't help it
i'm falling for you
and i can't quit it,
cause i'm stuck on you.❞
-in which two famous teens are brought together through the internet and their annoying, meddling friends.
god bc that's that on that babey tu eres cancelledt periodt
leaf eater what the fuck i'm shaking
god you're on thin ice aidan
leaf eater yes ma'am
cancelled why is marla so mad at adian?
simple lesbian she doesn't hate aidan she just exists in a state of rage
simple lesbian lmao lily remember the one time she punted lettuce at your head
i'm baby lmao yeah i had a lettuce-shaped bruise for a week
leaf eater oh yeah and then she beat me with a squash ha
cancelled why am i never invited out to vegetable aisle violence😔
simple lesbian you think these are planned? you fool we just bring marla places and then it happens
god i don't like the way you're talking about me
god i've never made a bad decision in my life
i'm baby wrong
simple lesbian wrong
simple lesbian you once walked into oncoming traffic because you mispronounced penguin
i'm baby you've set a fake plant on fire on multiple occasions
simple lesbian you brought home a large rat because you thought it was a stray chihuahua
i'm baby you broke into my house for fun
i'm baby and then got arrested because i was IN CANADA AT THE TIME
simple lesbian you've shot your phone through a basketball hoop like a ball and got surprised when it broke
simple lesbian you snorted pixi stick powder as a joke and then got sent to the hospital
i'm baby you once took a bite of bar soap on a display at costco bc you thought it was cheese and then ate the rest because you didn't want to admit it was soap
i'm baby you sent me so many knife emojis i had to get a new phone because i said maybe you shouldn't adopt a tortoise without asking your parents first
i'm baby you pulled an uno reverse card on a cashier when he told you that you had to pay for a tv and almost got arrested for robbery. AGAIN
simple lesbian you wore a tie costume to a red carpet bc you didn't know what "black tie" meant
leaf eater woah woah woah what the hells a tie costume
i'm baby it's like this
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cancelled marla what in the fresh fuck is that thing I-
cancelled where the hell did you find that? the black market?
god would you believe me if i said no?
cancelled MARLA WHAT THE HELL
god 🔪
leaf eater i feel like marla belongs in a federal prison
god they'll never take me alive
god and if any of you snitch they'll never see you alive. xx
