uh oh! | aidan gallagher

forty-six

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[tagged: @leocarmichael @aidangallagher
@isabel @marla]

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lily they told me they weren't gonna
throw a party THEY TOLD ME THEY WEREN'T GONNA THROW A PARTY

aidangallagher do u really think that marla wasn't gonna talk me into a party
↳lily yeah that's fair

marla this is the photo you posted? really?
↳lily shut up i look like a meth head chihuahua in all the other ones
marla hey meth head chihuahua is my brand

leocarmichael gang gang
↳lily gang gang
marla gang gang
isabel gang gang
aidangallagher gang gang

user why are they all saying gang gang
↳isabel so we were all in the store cause we
realized we didn't have uno and so we went
out to buy one and then this one twelve
year old was talking with his friends and he
just said "gang gang," over and over. and
he said it louder every time and then asked
the cashier for juul flavored juul pods.
marla when he saw us laughing at him he
called us L's. i love middle schoolers.

user where are all the sappy birthday posts?
↳leocarmichael her birthday is technically
not until tomorrow and we all have the
captions and embarrassing photos primed
and ready.
lily i'm so sleep deprived i'm probably
gonna have a mental breakdown when i
read those captions🤪

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@isabel @marla]

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lily FUCK YOU WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
↳aidangallagher LOOK AT MIDNIGHT
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT
marla YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD AT
EMOTIONS LMAO

[tagged: @leocarmichael @aidangallagher
@isabel @marla]

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lily try us hoe

leocarmichael i'm pretty sure we're gonna be arrested for disturbing the peace soon
↳lily i'm blaming marla
marla HEY!

isabel i like the fact that this photo is the most sane one of us.
↳lily to recap, leo looks like the pedo in your local grocery store, isabel looks like a possessed blob fish, marla is on that clown shit mid-fortnite dance, i'm on my seventh cup of coffee and stole everyone's french fries, and aidan's wearing one of leo's shirts because i've stolen all of his. we're so gonna get arrested.
user jesus fucking christ

marla those are my fucking fries your eating bitch
↳lily it's my BIRTHDAY shut the fuck up.

user why does leo look like he's showing off a fish he caught but there's no fish. what the fuck
↳leocarmichael fisshhey boi

marla we somehow got talked into all drinking a massive cup of black coffee each bc apparently lily wanted to see if there's any way five liked that shit. will keep you updated.
↳isabel i feel like this is gonna end in an ambulance. not cause we're doing anything dangerous we're just all over caffeinated and also idiots.

aidangallagher i cannot believe i let you take all my shirt i look like an idiot.
↳lily they're not your shirts anymore bitch.
lily also ur the cutest idiot babiee

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idiot sandwich | missmarla
update: lily's making aidan give her
a piggyback ride and i'm gonna vomit they're so cute.

clap if u hate alabama | itsisabel
update: lily just chased marla around
and tried to beat her up with a flip flop and
then marla tripped lily so lily aidan marla and
leo all fell down in this massive dogpile. idiots.

and eye oop | littlelily
update: marla just climbed a tree
and started screaming "stream old
town road for clear skin" to all passerby
she's so legendary

aidan | aidangallagher
update: lily's still making me give her
a piggyback ride help me

help | leocarmichael
update: marla just found a old
library card in her wallet and has begun
to pretend that it's her fathers credit
card and she's a frat bro. god save us

idiot sandwich | missmarla
update: leo's dying today.
you can't stop my cargo shorts
and mango flavored juul pods bitch

and eye oop | littlelily
update: leo hasn't been seen for the
past half hour and marla now has a
shovel oh no.

aidan | aidangallagher
update: leo has been found hiding in a
urban outfitters because marla refuses
to step foot in "places that sell half of
a shirt for twice the price". still don't
know about the shovel tho.

clap if you hate alabama | itsisabel
update: leo has barricaded himself in
the urban outfitters and refuses to leave.
it's eleven pm and aidan's freaking out
because he thinks lily's dads gonna kill him
and only him lmaooooo

diego | diegoanderson
update: curfew was ten thirty aidan you
know what comes next.

idiot sandwich | missmarla
update: aidan says that he doesn't know
what comes next but he's currently looking
up how to flee the country on wikihow so
there's that.

and eye oop | littlelily
update: my dad said that curfew was really
twelve but he knew we were gonna be
late so he said ten thirty what a legend.

and eye oop | littlelily
update: he's taking my phone but he can't take
my life. also he said that leo and aidan can
sleep on the floor and he has a shotgun in his
pocket so i'm accepting applications for new
fathers thank you.

AUTHORS NOTE
this chapter was broken up into two
pieces so i'm gonna post the other half
of the birthday not-party soon! lmao they're
so chaotic.