"Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records."
"I could scream somewhat. We could all play to some extent, but we definitely progressed over the years."
"I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when my children disown me as a father, I may have some remorse."
"I've got a toe that is bent out. It was born deformed. Ive got massive nipples as well fucking massive. I dont Know, none of us have any normal talents. I can make invisible spit. See you cant do that can ya?"
"My favorite band when I was young was Linkin Park."
"Go back in time, go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting on a rock looking at a T- Rex, loving life."
"We're over rated. Our EP was shit and kids only like us because of my hair."
"I was extremely unpopular at school. Once the hardest kid in school beat me up and there was a plan for about 30 other kids to kick me in the face once I was down. Good times!"
"Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters."
"The company is called Drop Dead, it makes me a lot a money."
"The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set."
"The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with an H."
"It does need to be addressed when a band looks as hot as we do. There's no avoiding these facts. If they talked about our music first, and our looks second, then there would be cause for concern."
"This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fucking hit them."
"We have a security guard, that we lock in a closet and only bring out for fights...He eats children."
"Vegetarians are sexier then meat eaters, we arent all greasy and shit. and we dont get all thoes diseases, like mad cow disease."
"I write the lyrics based on what is going on in my life - I'm not going to write about the old hair metal stuff, like castles and stuff."
"My thing is when people come up and say to me good set tonight and I say you too and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me a lot."
"I'd try and convince a crocodile to be my best friend then ride on its back and kill people."
"My hair is better than fucking anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch."
"This hair, makes girls instantly wet, mothers cry, babies happy, it makes people in the army think....well why are we fighting?"
"I'd be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel."
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