Phase 15 Begins

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by MumboJambino

by MumboJambino

"Lemme get uuuuuuuuhhhhh burger..", Luigi said as he was ordering food from WahDonalds,"Hurry up, Luigi, I'm hungry!", Waluigi yelled,"Alright, alright, I'll get the wahnuggets, the wahburger, and the soulja drink", Luigi said the cashier,"Understandable, have a nice day.", the Koopa Troopa employee said,"Waluigi! I got the food! Now what?", Luigi yelled through the restaurant,"STOP YELLING, AND SIT BACK DOWN!", Waluigi yelled back,"Sheesh, no need to yell.", Luigi said as he sat back down at Waluigi's table,"So, it looks like that one catastrophe we had is gonna become a year old tomorrow, huh? I remember it like it was yesterday.", Luigi said,"Yeah, and so much has changed, Dry Bones retired, Kamek is taking magic school, Silver is out doing who knows what, and you joined Team WAH.", Waluigi replied,"I know right? And all this time I thought Geno would come back in like a month or two and destroy us all, now it seems that I'm wrong..", Luigi said,"ORDER FOR LUIGI MARIO, I REPEAT ORDER FOR LUIGI MARIO!", a Goomba yelled,"Oh boy, my food!", Luigi said as he elongated his arm and grabbed his tray of food,"Yay, we got our food.", Luigi said

Meanwhile with Sakurai

"Alright, looks like it's time to put Phase 15 into execution, KIRBY! BRING ME MY CREATION!", Sakurai said as he was programming Banjo & Kazooie for Smash,"Poyo!", Kirby said as he brought in a robot into the room,"Thank you, now to turn this thing on, aha!", Sakurai said as he turned his creation on,"Welcome to the world, Mecha Waluigi.", Sakurai said to his creation, Mecha Waluigi,"I am ready, creator, I will follow your orders, as crazy and dumb as they can be, I will follow.", Mecha Waluigi replied,"Hmmm, go get Waluigi, and bring him here, I wanna show him something special, just for him..", Sakurai said,"Yes sir, searching for name, Waluigi..", Mecha Waluigi said until he found the purple victim,"Suspect found, Waluigi, otherwise known as the Purple Wonder, leader (well used to be) of Team WAH, Creator, I will go and find this 'Waluigi'.", Mecha Waluigi said as he flew through an open window, well not exactly open,"FUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE LEFT THAT WINDOW OPEN!", Sakurai said.

Back to Waluigi and Luigi

"Mmmm, that was so good.", Luigi said as he was licking his fingers of the left over grease from the wahnuggets,"Whoever thought letting someone own a food place under my name and trademark would be so good!", Waluigi said,"Scanning for Waluigi..", Mecha Waluigi's inner voice said,"Waluigi found.", Mecha Waluigi then fired a Wah missile into the wall,"HOLY SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!?!", Luigi panicked,"Hmm, HOLY CRAP, WHAT IS THAT?", Waluigi exclaimed, it was then revealed to be Mecha Waluigi, a robot version of Waluigi,"Oh boy, I'm a Sonic clone now.", Waluigi said,"Shut up, I'm here to take you to my creator.", Mecha Waluigi exclaimed,"Well tell him to fuck himself cause I'm not going!", Waluigi replied,"Hmmm, it seems that you have a companion with you.", Mecha Waluigi pointed out,"Oh yeah, my name's Luigi..", Luigi said," Searching for Luigi..", Mecha Waluigi said,"Luigi found: Luigi, Mario's younger brother, also known as Green Mario, Luis, or Green Stache, also is Waluigi's rival.", Mecha Waluigi said,"Yeah, I-WAIT GREEN MARIO?! OH THAT'S IT.", Luigi exclaimed and ran up to Mecha Waluigi, punching him into his jaw, instead harming his hand,"Aw shit..", Luigi groaned as he fell to the floor, with his hand probably being broken and such,"I will just ignore, I'm only here for Waluigi, but it seems that I am out numbered, this'll be easier now.", Mecha Waluigi said,"Oh really? I'm Waluigi, the meme himself, being relevant to this day and age, and look at you, just a robot probably created by a dude who literally has no life and is going through some problems but his fanbase doesn't understand and instead always beg for this character and that, without even thinking about the dude himself, and how much stress this is putting on him!", Waluigi replied,"Alright now shut the fuck up, as much as you want to be right, you're not being funny or smart, you just instead look like a fucking retard who wants attention.", Mecha Waluigi replied,"Alright bro that's it.", Waluigi said as he grabbed Luigi by the legs, and swinging him around,"Waluigi, what are you doi-AAAAAAAHH!", Luigi said until he got interrupted by Waluigi letting go of him, creating momentum which throws Luigi into Mech Waluigi's face, pinning Mecha Waluigi down,"Oh come on, this isn't fair!", Mecha Waluigi exclaimed,"Oh but you said it was gonna be easier, huh?", Luigi said as he smirked and took out his hammer, smashing it into Mecha Waluig's face,"I need to think of something fast!", Mecha Waluigi thought to himself, he saw a couple of spare robot parts and quickly went to work, he didn't know how to make robots but he tried, it was a mini robot Luigi look alike,"Alright I give up! You win this round, but I'll be back!", Mecha Waluigi basically phased out of existence,"Wow, that was easy, am I right?", Waluigi said until he looked around and saw all the damage that was made,"Oh boy, this is what us gamers call, a yikes, Waluigi.", Luigi said.

To be continued, finally