Waluigi's Bizarre Adventure: Phase 15

Code Purple: Robot on Rampage

"Bro you are so funny, bro, that's so hilarious.", Dry Bones said to his friend Goombones in hell,"Yeah, thanks, anyways I got another joke, so, this guys walks into a bar..", Goombones continue to say, then an alarm went off inside Dry Bones,"What was that?", Goombones asked,"Oh crap, that must be the Wahlarm, fuck fuck fuck.", Dry Bones thought to himself,"Oh uh, I gotta go, I'll be back in like, 15 years..", Dry Bones said and trailed off running out of hell,"Oh uh, okay.", said Goombones, confused of what happened.

Meanwhile with Kamek

"Alright, I will now demonstrate the way how to summon someone from the dead and bring them back to life.", Kamek said to the entire class for his project,"Garfield Kart for the Nintendo Switch!", Kamek said, and something came out of the floor, it turned out to be Dry Bones,"KAMEK, WALUIGI NEEDS US, ASAP!", Dry Bones exclaimed,"Dry Bones?! I'm in school, I can't go right now!", Kamek replied, Dry Bones sighed,"Well I'll just get you out myself, excuse me, class of Kamek, I am going to take Kamek out of School for the rest of the day, so if you all don't mind, bye!", Dry Bones said and took Kamek's wand, teleporting them next to Waluigi and Luigi,"DRY BONES WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I WAS DOING GOOD WITH THE PRESENTATION, I PRACTICED FOR 15 WEEKS, AND YOU HAD TO MESS IT ALL UP!", Kamek yelled at Dry Bones,"Okay, at least we can help Waluigi.", Dry Bones replied,"Alright, you guys can stop arguing, we just got a problem in our hands.", Luigi said,"Yeah, there's this robot version of me roaming the city, doing shit I didn't even know was legal here, so yeah, we need help.", said Waluigi,"Oh yeah, I've heard, people on the news have covered it, it seems that he's finding parts to build another robot, probably a buddy.", Kamek replied,"Aw, sounds cute.", Dry Bones said,"It's not cute, more robots means more enemies to face, and that's bad, really bad.", said Luigi,"Okay green guy, what do we know about this robot?", Kamek asked,"He looks like me, he has a smash bros logo on him, weird, he has a built in pinball machine in him, and that's all we know.", Waluigi answered,"Wait, smash bros logo?", Kamek then asked,"Why would it have a smash bros logo on him?", Kamek continued,"I don't know, probably for decoration.", Luigi sarcastically said,"Hmmm, must be the work of Sakurai.", Kamek questioned,"Why Sakurai? He wouldn't do this, I think he wouldn't.", Dry Bones said,"Yeah, but that's what he wants you to think, maybe he's planning something big, really big, who knows, maybe the Geno incident is connected to this.", Kamek said,"Oh, that's crazy, it couldn't be connected, right Waluigi?", Luigi said then asked,"Y-yeah, you're right, they can't be connected..", Waluigi replied, Waluigi then remembered the thing the voice said,"Don't ever ask anything from me ever again..", Waluigi thought of those words over and over again, even if they aren't even the correct words, he knew it was from Sakurai, he was the one who started the Geno incident, he planned it all out, now it comes, Phase 15.

Meanwhile with Mecha Waluigi

"Rah rah rah! And I'll take some robot parts, thank you very much.", Mecha Waluigi said,"Alright that'll be $93.", the Toad clerk said,"Oh, uh, guess you'll have to die now.", Mecha Waluigi said,"Wait wh-", the Toad Clerk was about to say until getting blasted into the face by a laser, disintegrating him, having no trace of him existing,"Life's good when you're a robot, I think.", Mecha Waluigi thought,"But I got all the parts I need to eliminate Waluigi, time to use all my known skills.", Mecha Waluigi continued to think.

5 hours later

"Yes! It's done, it's finally done!", Mecha Waluigi said as he was finished with the Robot Luigi, a great but small robot companion,"Now all I just need is a power source..", Mecha Waluigi stated while looking for a good enough looking power source,"Hmmmm, aha! I'll just use some of my power to power up this little creation of mine.", Mecha Waluigi thought, he opened himself up to see a glowing smash logo in the middle of his chest, he took apart some of this glowing smash logo and inserted it into the little Luigi Robot,"Alright, Robo Luigi, turn on.", Mecha Waluigi, the Robo Luigi then exploded,"Fuck, I should've never brought that looger cap when it was on sale, oh well, I guess I'll have to try next ti-", Mecha Waluigi said until Waluigi and Dry Bones bursted through the wall,"ONE TWO, BUCKLE MY SHOE, THREE FOUR!", Waluigi yelled, and Dry Bones continued with,"FUCK YOU WHORE!", and he took out his Waluigi launcher, and stuffed Waluigi in it, firing Waluigi at Mecha Waluigi, he then caught Waluigi,"Really? Was this supposed to kill me or just a little joke?", Mecha Waluigi said as he chuckled,"Not so fast, fuckeroo!", Waluigi said when he punched Mecha Waluigi in the jaw,"Hey look, that didn't hurt my ha-", Waluigi said until he got thrown at Dry Bones,"Oh poop..", Dry Bones said until he fell into a bunch of pieces once Waluigi landed on him,"Nice circus act, clowns!", Mecha Waluigi laughed at Waluigi's small but impactful defeat, then Mecha Waluigi was interrupt of his laugh by someone charging at him,"WAAAAAAH!!!", the mysterious charging figure yelled, and ran over Mecha Walugi,"EGG SALAD!", the same mysterious charging figure said, Dry Bones got up and asked,"Who are you?", the response he got was,"Haha, you don't remember me? Imma WARIO!", Wario said as he revealed himself in the light, holding up his 3 fingers to look similar to a 'W',"Oh my gawd! It's Wario, oh how long it's been since we saw each other Wario, holy shit!", Waluigi said.

To be continued, sorry for the hiatus, I decided to take a break from fanfiction for awhile, more fanfiction will be coming, or not, I don't know