"OMGUZZLE FLYING LESSONS! EEEKKK!"
"HAYLEY! SHT UP! I swear, I'm going to go deaf if I spend more time with you! And did you say 'Omguzzle'?" Ana asked me. I just grinned widely.
"Typical," Harry muttered, coming up behind us. "Just what I always wanted. To make a fool of myself on a broomstick in front of Malfoy."
"You don't know that you'll make a fool of yourself. Anyway, I know Malfoy's always going on about how good he is at Quidditch, but I bet that's all talk," Ron said. I snorted.
"He sucks ass at it. Trust me, I would know. Everytime we played Quidditch together, I beat him. And he's been playing it longer than I have. He doesn't even hold his broom right, and I've told him this, but you think he'd listen to me? Noooo! I don't know ANYTHING!" They all looked at me quizzically.
"How long have you known him?" Hazza asked.
"Meh, since a little less than a month before my birthday." They raised their eyebrows. "When's your birthday?" Haz asked again. [A/N hehe Ninja_Llama thx for da abbrev Hazza is too long LLH so is abbreviation XD]
"July 31st." JAW DROP FROM HAZZA OMG.
"Are you serious? That's my birthday too!" Ohhh. I forgot... We were twins...yea...that whole shebang. I'm a smarticle particle.
I heard Hermione, who was seated at the breakfast table, muttering facts about Quidditch under her breath. "Woooaaahhh! When did we get HERE?!" I asked ma peeps incredulously.
"Uhh, like 5 minutes ago..." Ron answered. They were all sitting down already. Huh? "And you've been standing the whole time blabbering nonsense."
"Pfft, no I haven't!" Yes I have. They all rolled their eyes, and Hermione glared at me for interrupting her 'studying.' "Whatever."
Suddenly, Draco came up behind me and snatched something red out of Toad Boy's hands. Aka Neville. "Hey Lee," Draco whispered, so no one could hear him.
"Hey," I whispered back.
Harry and Ron jumped to their feet, and like five seconds after, Prof. McG was there. No joke.
"WOOAAHH! Professor McG! You're like a NINJA!" I exclaimed. She stared at me incredulously. Like a baws.
"Umm....thank you?"
"Yo welcome!" I said in a gangsta voice. LIKE A BAWS! She looked at me weirdly before turning to the three boys on their feet. WELL THAN! I'm such an attention whore.
"What's going on?"
"Malfoy's got my Remembrall, Professor," Neville answered, still seated. I notice the littlest things...
Scowling, Draco quickly dropped the Remembrall back on the table. HE ALMOST BROKE IT! AAAHHH! DICK! "Just looking," he said, and he sloped away with Crabbe and Goyle after winking at me.
Perv.
After breakfast, me and Jules decided to walk and talk before heading to our classes.
"So, Lee... How do you know Malfoy?"
"Huh?" I wasn't expecting that...
"I said, 'How do you know Malfoy?' I know you knew him before school, so don't say, 'School.'" I gaped at her.
"Guurl, you are a MIND READA!"
SIGH. "Are your parents friends with his or something? Is that how you know him? You did say you were a pureblood. And don't say you never said that, because you told Harry that on the first day." OMG THIS GIRL CAN READ MY MIND. CREEPY. She rolled her eyes.
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FanfictionHayley Lillian Potter. Almost everyone knows her as Hayley Cortel, the bright and bubbly Gryffindor metamorphagus, whose parents tragically passed away when she was one year old. Best friends with Juliana Black, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and He...