France signs important documents with a quill filled with pink glitter ink.
This has gotten him numerous reprimands from his bosses.
But he doesn't care.
Italy is abnormally flexible even though he doesn't stretch much. He likes to freak people out by going into contortionist-like poses.
Romano has sprayed him with holy water more times than he can count.
Germany and Liechtenstein bond over being treated as the babies of the Germanic family.
Even though Germany is trying to be a Responsible Adult™, he was still raised by Prussia and is younger than America, so he is definitely hella extra about stupid stuff. Even Italy gets annoyed about it.
"Where have you been. I've been straining to keep this house together while you've abandoned me."
"Doitsu I was gone for tWO HOURS."
America prides himself as being the taller sibling of the North America bros, but when he found out Canada was taller (because Canada must have stood up straight for once), America got hella bitter about it and put salt in Canada's syrup for like a month.
Canada still ate it because he is That Bitch™
America was sad when Prussia fell, since he was the person who helped train him in the revolution and in that time he saw him as a good friend/idol so seeing Prussia go down hurt him.
Once, Prussia stole Austria's violin and screeched the Psycho theme on it while Austria was in the shower.
About three minutes later, the police station was flooded with calls about a crazy brown-haired man in nothing but a towel chasing around an albino man while waving around a violin bow.
Norway has walked in on Sweden and Finland more times than he'd like to admit. He is still not over Finland topping.
Thankfully, Denmark is always there to annoy Nor to make him forget it.
England reminds Scotland the most of their mom, Britannia. That's one of the reasons he was picked on frequently (because no one knows how to handle their emotions like a normal person)
Rome actually did love Romano as much as he did Italy, but since Italy seemed weaker, he decided to care for him more.
Rome also highkey regrets separating the two brothers. At first he thought it would keep them from fighting, but, y'know.
Though it can take a while for him to warm up to it, Japan actually likes being cuddled. He's just not used to being touched since he was a hermit for a long time.
You're lying to yourself if you think Japan doesn't ship Gerita. It highkey pisses him off how oblivious Italy is and how Germany is such a disaster gay and can't get his gotdamn feelings together.
When Hungary, Austria, HRE, and Chibitalia used to live together, she'd snap at Austria for being such a bitch to Italy.
And by snap I mean she dented a lot of frying pans.
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