All of the countries can speak at least 300 or more languages (not including different dialects) They've been around for hundreds of years, they have enough time to learn.
(I am definitely not salty at all of the headcanons saying shit like "SpAiN cAnT sPeAk ItAlIaN" or "AmErIcA iS vErY sMaRt He CaN sPeAk SpAnIsH aNd EvEn FrEnCh")
Russia sneezes like a kitten.
You know it's true.
Don't deny it.
Recently, Russia's gotten into the habit of Slav squatting whenever he's talking to children. (or anyone under 5'5, really)
The one time he did this with America ended with a bent pipe and "freedom nutpunches."
Italy is very good at hairdressing and makeup. (he learned from Hungary)
You're wrong if you don't think he wouldn't put heavy drag makeup on Germany while Germany's asleep.
Whenever Italy gets extremely stressed, he starts cleaning his house and won't stop until he can see his face in every surface.
Romano has gotten into the habit of waking up earlier than Italy, but only because he likes running the vacuum cleaner or banging pots and pans together while Italy tries to sleep in.
Roma likes gothic country music.
Netherlands frequently gets calls at 3am consisting of Belgium aggressively fangirling over something since "it couldn't wait 'til morning, stupid!"
America sometimes turns up to meetings with a coffee cup in hand. Little do the rest know, it's just chocolate milk.
Sometimes mixed with tequila.
Macarena is America's ironic favorite song.
Macarena is Spain's unironic favorite song.
When Spain laughs, he does the Chris Evans Lean-Back-And-Grab-The-Tiddie thing.
Canada's stopped taking Prussia to art museums ever since the time Prussia stared right at an elevator security camera and started salaciously rubbing his nipples through his shirt and giving bedroom eyes.
Canada actually swears more often than Romano.
Japan has a bad habit of being so caught up in whatever he's doing that he forgets to eat or sleep.
Every time he passes out from over-exertion, Greece thinks he's dead.
Shit Japan does: hacks into China's phone to change the ringtone to Me!Me!Me! and turns off "do not disturb" right before meetings.
Hong Kong's that one guy who either dresses like he's going to a red carpet event or like he's a crackhead living behind Walmart; there's absolutely no in-between.
Denmark has a weird obsession with moss lawns.
"D'n n' w're n't gr'w'ng a m'ss l'wn w' d'nt 'v'n kn'w h'w t' d' th't."
Sealand sleeps with a stuffed seagull at night.
His hobby is fortnite dancing at 3am just to annoy England.
Germany has literally the lowest spice tolerance out of everyone.
Bitch eats a potato with a single grain of salt and he acts like he's eaten fire.
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Random Hetalia Headcanons
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