The Wattpadian Show

Interview with Molly

Ah welcome, welcome, still reading I see. 

Well this episode contains a very special guest Molly!

Well she's not that special since there's a second Molly, I mean the tall Molly who's 6'5 or something like that. 

Ah yes she's a giant, isn't she Kevin?

*absolute silence*

Oh I forgot I made this account without informing Kevin and she isn't on this app much...

Any who, let's welcome Molly! 

*Crowd cheers and applauds as Molly walks on stage, trips on air, and falls flat on her face. Backup random people help her up as her nose begins to bleed, Molly sits down in a car and her blood is everyone. People are surprised she's still sitting upright and not fainting from blood loss*

Isn't that amazing?! After all she single handedly stopped a serial killer once!

*crowd cheers*

*Molly looks around room anxiously, she was nervous, very nervous* 

Molly tell us about that serial killer you fought off once

*Molly sits up right and looks deep into my eyes*

Molly: It's a long story do you want to hear it?

Me: Of course!

Molly: Alright see I was walking down a normal street in Australia when out of no where a strange man jumps me, throws a bag over my head and knocks me out. 

Me: Ah normal day in Australia, I see

Molly: *completely ignores me* When I came to, I realized I was in his car and most people would have been terrified or anxious or whatever bullshit feeling they were feeling 

(you have no idea how hard it was for me to write cuss words since I'm trying not to cuss)

Molly: But me being the badass I am was composed and thought rationally. Screaming bloody murder was not going to get me out of this situation. And so I found a way out of the cuffs, my wrists are quiet bony. I got out of the cuffs waited for the van to stop and once it did, I heard the killer open the door. I waited for just the right time and I jumped him, took all the air out of his lungs and threw him in the front seat. Now I knew if I had just ran off, he would have found another victim, and I wasn't going to have a death on my hands, uh uh.

Me: I would have just ran, nah wait no, I wouldn't be walking down a street at night

Molly: Oh shut it! I forced him into the driver seat, since I'm not at the age to drive and I threatened him to take me to the station. I'm quite scary you see.

Me: I do, you're a foot taller than m-

Molly: I lied to him and said I was taking him to the bank, I think he was stupid or something. Anyways we got there, I turned him in, yada yada and it turned out he was apart of cult! A cult that killed people and to think that I gave him mercy. 

Me: That must have been terrifying 

Molly: *shrugs shoulders* Not really oh did I tell you about the one time where I got hit by a car?!

Me: Wait what? A car? TF how are you not dead?

Molly: Honestly I have no idea, sometimes I think the world is out to get me

Me: You think?!

Molly: Did you know that spiders have exoskeletons? Which means when they molt and you see a dead spider body, it might not even be the spider but it's old skin! How cool is that?!

Me: *turns white even though skin is dark brown, holds back puke* very interesting....

Molly: Right! And did you know-

Me: I'm sorry, but the episode is over see ya next time folks

Molly: Wait I didn't even say my fact yet!

Me: You're always saying random facts, make up one next time 

Molly: They're not made up-

End of episode