motto motto was sitting across from you in the lunch room. "hey girl, we, uh, need to talk" you try to pay attention but you're too focused on how concerning a hippo at you school is and how much attention it is causing. "So I wasn't lying when I said I like em' big and chunky" you have no idea where this conversation is going but you aren't going to find out because suddenly the FBI are breaking down all the doors. Motto motto is rushed out and taken into custody. You're not shocked to speak so instead you pass out. Days later you wakes up in the hospital. Realizing it was all a dream and that really you were in a coma from being run into by James Charles at Coachella as he was trying to get a video with Ariana Grande to post to his YouTube channel.
