Where's My Soul Badge! [Aizen x Ichigo]

Again, i'm running on rage and tea.

"Hey, Sosuke?"

Sosuke looked away from the mirror and turned to Ichigo, who was beside him frantically digging through the drawers in the dresser. "Yes, Ichigo?"

"Where is my Substitute Badge?"

Sosuke frowned, "What?"

"Where. Is. My. Substitute. Badge?" Ichigo gritted out with clenched teeth.

"I, uh, put it away."

The shrill howl of a hollow cut through the silence that followed his words.

Ichigo's eyes widened in panic as he started to dig through any place that could effectively hide his Substitute Badge. "Where!?"

Sosuke's frown lowered, "Why do you need to know?"

"I need it!"

"No, you do not. Don't even think about running off and wasting your time fighting that hollow. We have been planning this dinner for two months!"

"Sosuke! The public is in danger!"

"My evening is in danger!"

Ichigo grabbed the collar of Sosuke's shirt, "Sosuke Aizen, you tell me where my Substitute Badge is right now! We're talking about the greater good here!"

Sosuke's eyes narrowed. "'Greater good'? I am your HUSBAND, I am the greatest good you're ever going to get!"