I fiddled with the cigar in my mouth. That gosh-darned gang had vandalized Detective Sin's car.
"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?"
"Hey, Sin. The Trig gang vandalized your car. Sorry bud."
"It's DETECTIVE SINE," She corrected, practically fuming, "I'LL HAVE ALL OF THEIR HEADS! EVERY LAST ONE OF 'EM! A, B, C AND X AND Y TOO!"
"Yeah, if you can figure out their real identities that is," I muttered.
"WHAT WAS THAT, MR. IDONTNEEDNOHYPOTENUSE?"
"Nothin'"
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!"
Still not calmed down, she kicked the ground, dust rising in the warm breeze.
"Hey Tan, hey Sin," Cos chirped, the breeze making her already perfect hair glow
"Hey, good-lookin'," I said, clearly causing her to fall in love with me.
She blushed.
"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S DETECTIVE SINE"
"Oh, what happened to you?" She asked, "You're angrier than usual.
She looked over to the once black, now rainbow with gang symbols, car.
"Oh...speaking of the Trig gang, a couple or murders just came up. Their MMO."
"Detective Tangent on the case," I said, my clearly manly voice sure to win over the hearts of any girl, "Let's catch us a gang."
YOU ARE READING
The crimes of Trigonometry
HumorThe Trig gang is feared by all, and they cause havoc and misery everywhere they go. It's up to Sin, Cos, and Tan to fin out the true identities of X, Y, A, B, and C.
