SugarBunnies - Awsten X Jalex

SugarBunnies

It was a normal Sunday afternoon, I was sucking on some orange juice, H.E.B orange juice. When suddenly my dms started blowing up. Who the hell is @alexgaskarth and @jackbarakat?

A group chat? What do these emos want? I opened the message and saw this, - A

Alex: so, me n my amazing hubby have been looking around for someone cute and you fit what we were looking for perfectly

Jack: see, we've been looking for someone to be our sugarbaby-

Alex: why are you this forward smh -R

I stared at my phone for a moment, not blinking.

Me: OH? WHATS A SUGARBABY?! I'M NOT A BABY NOR A TWINK - A

Alex: dude calm down no need to yell

Jack: SO ITS WHERE WE LIKE PAY YOU TO DO SEXY SHIT WITH US -r

Me: LIKE SUCK YOUR DICKS OR WHATEVER??

Alex: yes.

Me: I'VE SUCKED EVERY DICK AT WARPED TOUR - A

Jack: NICE DUDE BET YOURE FOOKIN AMAZING

Alex: dude stop you're probably scaring him off, anyway, what do you say?????????? -r

Me: UHHHH SURE??

They gave me their address and bought me an uber to go to their house, well, more like mansion. These dudes are loaded, damn. I hesitated on knocking on the door getting kinda nervous but knocked anyway, the door immediately opening. - A

A tall, green highlighter looking haired man had answered the door, a smirk playing his lips "nice to meet you, come in" he said cooly before being pretty much bowled over by the far too hyperactive jack "hI" he yelled -r

" HI GUYS!!!" I yelled back and invited myself inside looking around in awe at how fancy and rich this place looks. I wonder how they got all of this money. Jack sat down on the sofa and the green highlighter sat on his lap, patting the spot next to him for me to sit, which I did. - A

Jack smirked a little "well, now that you're heeeeere" he started, dragging out his words to be kinda a n n o y i n g "why don't you show us how good your mouth is" he said laughing from how weird that sounded -r

I smiled half innocently and got down onto my knees opening my mouth, first dick first serve. Jack shoved green highlighter off of him and quickly removed his pants his dick jumping into my mouth. I start sucking and doing my thing, wow finally not a sweaty Warped Tour dick, still a bit salty though. I look up at him innocently and continue bobbing my head before trying to suck my cheeks in but I ended up biting down on his dick. He moaned because he enjoys pain but I panicked and bit down harder, his dick splitting in half as I accidentally swallow a bunch of dick blood, I chewed on accident and swallowed his dick. Spitters are quitters. - A 

Green Highlighter™ whined at being shoved but watched, sniggering when he noticed Awsten had y'know b i t t e n off half of jacks dicccccc "thanks for proving i'm the top" he smiled happily and petted the top of Awsten's head annoyingly. Jack just moaned louder because hahA pain :) -r

I slowly stood up, wiping the blood off of my lips before pinning green highlighter to the couch and straddling him. I then started biting and nipping at his hair, ripping it from it's roots. Yum, fresh grass, tastes great, this could really get me off.

" NOOOO THAT'S MY DAILY WEED SMOKE!" Jack shouted devastated. - A

Poor little Green Highlighter™ was crying by then, that grass was his pride and joy, he had finally embraced it instead of dyeing it to hide it and this is what happens, rood smh "jaaaaaaaaaack, he took my grass :(" yes he said :( out loud, don't judge him -r

" YUM YUMYUMYUMYUM!" I shouted in a cookie monster tone of voice before forming into a human size bunny and hopping all over the place breaking random objects.

" AM I HIGH?!" Jack thinks out loud. -A

"You're always high, this is all just a hallucination-" well whatever the poor little Green Highlighter™ was going to say faded out, without his grass/weed hair jack couldn't get high -r

I hopped over to Alexa and shouted, " ALEXA PLAY HUMP ME FUCK ME."

Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke. Blasted all throughout the mansion and started to break the glass. All the regular sized bunnies came hopping in and circled around me as I chanted the lyrics forming a cult. - A

Green HIGHlighter™ watched in horror as his bunnies joined this cult, how could they, they were all he had left now that Jack wasn't high. Jack being Jack started yelling the lyrics,wildly out of tune mind you, but it's Jack, he's cute enough to get a pass -r

Suddenly Alex and Jack turned into bunnies and bunnies started to take over the world. The bunny population was triple the current human population. -A

Eventually, after a long, successful reign over a world of bunnies, awsten had grown old, unable to keep screaming the words to deepthroat the bunnies were getting out of control, one night, Green Highlighter™, in bunny form ended up managing to smother him in his sleep, finally getting his revenge for stealing his beloved grass and husband, finally victory was his -r

The green highlighter took control over the world and was the only green bunny to exist, in his spare time he turns into a human named Alex who makes noise in some band. No one suspects a thing and just wonders why the hell there's so many bunnies around. All the carrots are dead though. The bunnies started to feed on green haired people because they forgot about the existence of grass. That's how bald people exist today. - A