his fake boyfriend ➸ hyunin

thirty two

"and they were so fucking loud!" felix complained, eliciting laughter from the table as the new couple, hyunjin and jeongin blushed furiously.

felix gave them a look of disgust and said, "and crude like what the fuck! iTs So BiG! innie, really?! i did NOT get sleep after that."

jeongin blushed harder, looking down as felix complained nonstop of their 'intense love-making' last night, unfortunately the walls weren't enough to muffle their sounds and the person at the next room (i.e. felix) has heard it all.

hyunjin placed a comforting hand on jeongin's thigh, even though he was blushing too.

"like hun, i could've done without knowing about hyunjin's dick size." felix shuddered.

"what i don't know was why mom put lube and a condom in my room." hyunjin glared at his mom accusingly, who looked genuinely confused.

"wha? condom? OH! silly me! that was for your sister and junnie! i must've mixed your shit up!" mrs. hwang laughed as yeji frowned and yeonjun blushed.

"is this why we had chocolate and a movie on our desk?" yeonjun asked, as he held up a card that said

hope y'all made up sweetie!!
💛💞💝💟💜💟💝💞💞😍😍
love, mom

"mhmm, shame. i was looking forward to a soft hyunin filled moment but sex is good too i guess." the older woman said nonchalantly as she ate her salad.

mr. hwang looked embarrassed by his wife's antics, about hearing about his son's sex life, and everything in general.

"good morning!" jungkook grinned at them, having stepped out to join them for breakfast at the hotel's dining area.

since the hotel was rented out, they had the whole place to themselves till later. the hwang family and a few friends, hyunjin decided to invite the boys: minho, jisung, chan, changbin, and woojin for breakfast. and of course, jungkook stayed too.

seungmin left after that night, still furious that hyunjin didn't become his.

its a shame, hyunjin thought. seungmin was really nice and sweet, almost puppy-like. but he's changed. like the puppy grew up and bared it's fangs and got rabies or something. he hopes he find someone for him in the future.

"goodmorning koo!" jeongin squeaked as he patted the seat next to him, "here sit with me!"

jungkook flashed him his bunny smile as he ruffled the younger's hair before sitting down for breakfast.

"so, what were you guys talking about?" jungkook asked curiously as he helped himself to some french toast.

"OMG! JEONGIN HAD SEX WITH HYUNJIN LAST NIGHT! WIG FLEW Y'ALL! WIG fLeW!" minho screamed in excitement as he barged into the breakfast hall being followed by an embarrassed woojin, changbin, and a bubbly chan who was listening to get cool by stray kids.

the hotel staff cringed at the information shared as they pretended they didn't hear anything.

jungkook choked on his bread as he coughed violently as he tried to digest what he just heard.

"YAH! MINHO HYUNG! HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?! YOU WEREN'T HERE!" jeongin snapped at the older.

minho shrugged as he showed his phone showing a groupchat on instagram entitled 'hYuNiN LoVeBaBiEs' which included him, mrs. hwang, yeji, felix, and woojin.

"hyunjin's mom shared the information as soon as felix told y'all." minho giggled as mrs. hwang squealed.

"oh how fun! in a few years time we're gonna have another wedding! omg i stan this!"

mr. hwang sighed as his wife continued blabbering, quickly he grabbed a slice of toast and placed it in his wife's mouth shutting her up in the process.

"y'all made poor jungkook choke on bread. SHAME." mr. hwang said as jungkook finally got himself okay as he drank water.

he glared at hyunjin and said, "you have ten seconds before i shove my fists down your throat."

"wouldn't be the first time he had something down his throat," yeji quipped making them laugh.

hyunjin gulped, "l-look koo i-"

"its hyung to you brat." jungkook snapped as he got up from his chair and hyunjin quickly stood up and ran off.

they laughed again as hyunjin began screaming as jungkook was closing in on him.

"how fun!" chan clapped before he not so subtly leaned towards yeji and asked,

"why is he chasing hyunjin?"

"'cause he FUCKED your kid." yeji replied as chan turned silent before screaming and began chasing after them too.

"HWANG HYUNJIN!"

jeongin looked down, embarrassed by the three important men in his life's antics.

he noticed minho sit on the chair hyunjin was supposed to be at, drinking hyunjin's coffee and he couldn't help but notice that someone was missing.

"hyung? where's sungie?" jeongin asked and minho suddenly gripped on his fork hard.

"he's with some girl named jennie." he spat, as if the name of the girl was poison in his mouth.

"his client?" jeongin asked, curiously.

"yes." minho replied as he began stabbing the sausage on his plate rather violently.

"oh, that's a shame." felix said as he drank his tea, "who knows? maybe they'd end up together like what jeongin and hyunjin did."

minho stabbed the sausage again, making the meat fly and hit felix in the face.

"YOUR SAUSAGE JUST HIT ME IN THE FACE!"

"I'M AWARE!" minho snapped at him.

"i- i don't want them to end up together, sungie is supposed to be with someone who knows him a lot, who he trusts his secrets too, holds him at night when he cries, someone who takes his dick well, and that's not jennie!" minho said bitterly as woojin cringed at the last thing minho had said.

"and that is YOU honey! go get your dick back!" mrs. hwang encouraged him, making minho nod rapidly as he stood up, face filled with determination.

"i know what i have to do." he said solemnly as he went over and hugged hyunjin's mom.

"thank you mom." he said as the older woman ruffled his hair.

"anytime ho, now get your daddy back." mrs. hwang said seriously as mr. hwang cringed.

"i-is this what a midlife crisis is like?" he whispered to woojin who just nodded.

"unfortunately."

after that minho ran off, ignoring jungkook and chan walking back to the dinner room with a limp hyunjin on chan's shoulders.

--

"hello? is this la lisa manoban?"

"u-uhm who is this?"

"no time to explain." minho said as he hailed a cab, "i need your ass ready in five minutes and you need to get to markypooh's. it's important."

lisa gulped on the other line, finding all of this creepy, "h-how why? w-who are you?"

"i'm god, now get there fast."

"b-but..."

"listen honey," minho snapped, "if you want the girl of your dreams in your arms by tonight as you do whatever you girls do then do as i say."

there was a short pause and minho was about to hang up, fed up that she wasn't cooperating.

but he heard it,

"okay."