Jin: what did the goat say to the donkey
Rest of bts: ........
Jin: he said "your such a baaaaadass.
Jin: why is the stadium so cold?
Jm:
Jin: because it has lots of fans
Doctor: *arrives late* sorry for the wait!
Jin: it's okay, I'm patient.
Jin: why are koalas not actual bears?
Jungkook: why
Jin: cause they don't have the koalafications
Jungkook: you don't have the koalafications to be part of bts anymore get out
Jin: *cash me outside how bout dat*
Jin: hey v what did the 0 say to the 8
V:????
Jin: nice belt!
*windshield wiper laugh*
Jin: did you know when I'm feeling down I read my blood doner id
Bts:why??
Jin: because it always say B positive.
*insert windshield wiper laugh*
Jin: i actually was gonna tell yall a joke but I'm not gonna
Jin: Cause it's irrelephant
*random laugh insert*
Jin: how do people call the king of cats
Jin: your meow-jasty
*extreme windshield wiper laugh*
Jin: what kind of bagel can fly?
Bts:....
Jin: a PLAIN bagel!
*play on words but still laughing*
Jin: what do you call a thief who steals fast foods
Bts:....
Jin: a HAMBURGERLAR!!!
Jin: do you wanna know why I do puns
Bts: not Really???
Jin: because it's my resPUNSability
*insert crying and laughing face*
Jin: Hey guys how do onions greet each other
bts: how
Jin: ONION HASEYO!!!
BTS: ......
Jin: what do you call a girl with illegal dimples?
Members: what?
Jin: illegirl
Jimin: time to make a new song
Jin: why do cows have no toes
Bts: why
Jin: because they lactose
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Bts Jokes
FanficThis was made for fun I love jin dad jokes and wanted to include them
