Supernatural Milk Fiction

Chapter One

[Location: the bunker.]

Cass: What is a 'Milk Fanfiction'?

Sam (looks up from his own laptop): What? What are you talking about?

Cass: I mean, what is a 'milk fanfiction'? Is it about someone that is obsessed with milk?

Sam (walks over to Castiel, confused): What are you on, Cass?

Cass: What do you mean? I'm not on anything.

Sam: I meant, what website are on??

C: Oh. I'm on something called Wattpad. I think I fell down a really weird part of the internet.

S (looks concerned upon reading what the milk fic is about): Cass, I think that maybe you should stay off of the internet for awhile. This is pretty disturbing stuff. And I REALLY don't want to know how you came across this....

*Dean walks into the room*

Dean: What's wrong with you two? You look really disturbed.

C (turns and faces towards Dean): Sam and I came across something called 'milk fanfiction'. It's highly disturbing.

*Dean walks over to the laptop and leans down. He clicks on the fic; all three read it all the way through. Instead of being disgusted, like Sam and Cass are, he is intrigued. He smirks.)

D: Well, well, well. Now that was something.

*Cass and Sam share a look of disturbance with each other when realizing Dean is not disgusted like they are*

S: Uhhhhh... Dean? Are you not you know..  Disturbed??

C: Mortified??

D (looks at them, turned on by the fic): Why would I be either of those things?

*Sam gives his brother a strange look then looks back at Cass*

S: I think that maybe you should go see a professional, Dean. That stuff is pretty messed up and weeellll..... You should NOT be into it.

D: Sammy, nothing is wrong with me. (Adjusts his pants subtly as possible, as not to let his major bulge be noticeable) Now if you will excuse me, I have something to take care of.

*Dean walks out of the room to take care of Dean Jr.*

*Sam and Cass share a look of incredulousness in Dean's direction. They turn off the laptop*

Later that night....

*Dean lays in bed, thinking about the man he, from now on, will call Daddy Urie. He has spent hours trying to think of the best way to uncover the truth of the fanfiction...*

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°A/N:
Hey Guys!!! I know it has been a long time since I have posted anything on here..  But, I have returned! Long enough to bring forth my single best creation.
Awhile ago, I was laying awake in bed, thinking about my boys (Dean, Sam, and Cass) and I came up with the single craziest, weirdest, strangest fanfiction ever. So, I typed it all down (in a different document).
BEHOLD: a fanfiction like no other!!!!
So, so, so much to come. It will mess with ALL of you.

The chapters will range in length.

Excuse any inconsistency, I am doing this on a phone. But, I will try my best.

Bye for now°