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by teaxbands

by teaxbands

"Luke, you wanna go to 7-11 and get some M&M's with me?" Calum Hood's voice bounced throughout the apartment they shared in Sydney, Australia.

"Does it look like I wanna go out, you dumb fvck?" Luke Hemmings, his roommate sassed, sprawled out on their couch with a frustrated look, gripping his phone so hard it looked like it might explode.

"Woah, woah, who cut off your penis?" Calum questioned, a bit annoyed, yet feeling concern toward his bitter friend.

"Fvck off." Luke grumbled, rudely once again. It wasn't until he saw the slight hurt in his friends brown eyes that he realized how much of a douche he was being.

"I'm sorry, boo," he apologized to Calum, "It's just, Ashley broke up with me."

"What the hell?" Calum exclaimed. "But you were home all day!"

"That slutty bitch did it over text. Apparently she found some guy who 'understands her' and all that shit." Luke fumed knocking over a plastic mug, and having its contents spill all over the hardwood floor. He was much too furious to clean up the mess and measly threw a muddle of napkins over it.

"Oh hell no." Calum retorted, ignoring his friend's spill even though he was usually a neat freak. Luke glanced at him with a puzzled face.

"You are not going to sit here and mope over that skankbag's dick move."

"But she has a vagi-"

"You know what? I have the perfect remedy for you broken heart, Lukey." Calum smirked at his still confused best friend.

"Get ready, we're going clubbing."

hollalala how is it so far my fluffer nuggets?

-indie