Tom Hiddleston awoke, glowing in his beauty. He glanced around and noticed a startling shadow.
"Hi shisters!" Flashback Mary squeals.
Without a moment's delay, Shrek barges in screaming SmashMouth lyrics. Then, out of a closet, Barney emerges and starts twerking on the bed.
"Do y'all know when the couples are getting here?" Barney asked on the bed while accidentally stepping on Tom.
Shrek was staring dreamily at Barney's thicc ass, admiring the jiggles. Then, he reached over and grabbed it. "That's one fine ass" Shrek tells Barney.
All of a sudden, Moth Charles (the love child of James Charles and the MothMan) appears in the room.
Moth Charles pounces on Tom. "LEMME SMASH!" He screams.
"No Moth Charles, I do not want that big daddy dick today." Tom replies. As he slowly backs away, he ends up falling out the window and into a whole. He dies.
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Short Stories about Ryan Murphy's people
FanfictionDarren Criss, Chris Colfer, Evan Peters, Finn Wittrock, Cody Fern, Tom Hiddleston and Ryan Murphy short stories.
