Ask/Dare Frosch

Dare I Erza's Cake

mysterysmiles: I have another dare! This time, go to the fairytail guild and steal Erza's strawberry cake and just for fun you can throw it at her face too! Good luck, you'll need it!

Frosch: Do you want to kill me!? >o< Erza is scary! *trembles*

Admin: You'll survive... *whispers* I hope...

Frosch: Fro doesn't want to~ Save me~

Admin: JUST DO IT! 

Frosch: But-

Admin: DO IT OR NO FROGS .

Frosch: ≧△≦ ....fine... *sniffs*

Admin: I feel so mean... ˙˙︿˙˙

DARE BEGINS:

Admin-chan was taking no chances with Frosch getting lost like he did last time so, or running away and bailing on the dare, so she decided to walk the Exceed to the Fairy Tail Guild. When the Exceed and the Admin arrived, Admin-chan crouched down and looked Frosch in the eyes.

"Okay Frosch. As soon as you steal the cake and throw it in her face, RUN. No, FLY. JUST GET OUT OF THERE ASAP. Understand?"

But Frosch was distracted by a butterfly. Admin-chan sighed.

"Did you hear anything I just said?"

"Fro... thinks so?"

She sighed again. "Do your best and make mysterysmiles-san happy."

"...kay."

Frosch walked into the guild slowly, looking back at Admin-chan with watery kawaii eyes. Admin-chan looked in the opposite direction so she wouldn't be hypnotized by the cuteness of Frosch. The frog-onesie wearing exceed continued into the guild. He saw Erza sitting at a table eating her beloved strawberry cake, and shook harder than Plue did. He walked up to the table and looked up at the scary exquipping mage, who was happily eating her cake.

Frosch jumped up onto the table.

"Oh! Hello Frosch! What are you doing here?' Erza said.

'U-Um, F-Fro is..." Frosch stuttered nervously.

The Exceed took a deep breath and dashed forward, grabbing Erza's cake in between his paws. He shot up into the air before Erza could react.

"Frosch..." Erza started dangerously. "GIVE. MY. CAKE. BACK."

Frosch threw the cake down onto Erza's face. She was dangerously quite until...

"YOU EVIL BEING OF DARKNESS! HOW DARE YOU!" She spluttered, exquipping into armour.

Frosch gulped.

"I WILL KILL YOU AND GET REVENGE!"

The Exceed flew for his life. He soared out of the guild, narrowly missing getting hit by Erza's swords. He grabbed Admin-chan, who was watching nervous by the entrance, and flew up into the air.

"That was close." Admin-chan stated a few minutes after Frosch's near-death experience.

Frosch was still shaking from fear. "D-Do you think she's going to track us back to Sabertooth?"

Admin-chan laughed nervously. "I really hope not..."

END~

Admin: Thank you for another wonderful dare @mysterysmiles!

Frosch: BY THE WAY ITS ADMIN-CHAN'S BIRTHDAY TODAY~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Admin: Thanks Frosch! YAY! Let's go eat cake! ...not Erza's though! :P

Frosch: Definitely not!