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Dare | Making Out With A Lampost???!

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by Frosch_Exceed

Sara: I dare you to make out with a lamppost and marry it. Ask for Rogue's permission, though.

Frosch: What's 'making out'????

Admin: uMM Urban Dictionary defines it as: open mouth kissing usually with tongue, and occasionally groping between 2 individuals.

Frosch: O____O that sounds yucky~

Admin: Okay now do it.

Frosch: But I don't wanna~

Admin: too bad. NOW GO.

Frosch: fine… *goes to lamppost* *awkwardly makes out with it* *gropes the post* *slobbers all over it*

Frosch: *goes to Rouge* Hey Rouge…?

Rouge: Hmmm?

Frosch: Can I marry a lampost?

Rouge: …

Frosch: …

Rouge: . . . . . .

Frosch: . . . . . . . . .???????

Rouge: wHAT!!!!11!!111???!1

Frosch: I need your permission!

Rouge: NONONONONONONONONONONO YOU CANT MARRY A LAMPOST FROSCH NO

Rouge: JUST NO