Chaotic Energy (Patrick Hockstetter x reader)

General Headcanons

The following is a list of random shit. So...enjoy!

Patrick is a psychopath, we know this. Which means, he gives 0 fucks 100% of the time. So the following is that far fetched!Patrick has scented candles in his room. His mom bought him one for Christmas one year when he was in Junior High, because she was sick of walking in and it just being the smell of teenage boy. From then on Patrick kept getting them as gifts, and he likes them. He'll buy them himself. His favorite sents are: Cinnamon Apple, Vanilla Dream, and Orange Spice. ( and I confirmed this)Patrick, despite his fellow members of the Bowers gang, is really smart. Too smart for his own good. He has incredible grades, and enjoys reading. But no one would pin him as that kind of guy.Patrick can be best described as an organized chaos. He has his own system, his own way of doing things, and he doesn't give a fuck what others think of that.Patrick likes to take long, silent, walks at night. Don't ask why, he just does.Patrick likes to kill animals, we know this. And he's thought about killing people before. But he likes watching them a little too much to actually do anything. The best way to understand how Patrick thinks about others, is like an alien in a human's body.Patrick actually likes humans. He likes the idea of them, he likes watching them. He especially likes messing with them. But he also thinks he's not one of them.Patrick once ate an entire brand new tube of chapstick because Vic dared him. The gang stared at him whilr he ate, and when he finished. He looked at them all, and just shrugged.Patrick will do almost anything on a dare. Mostly because he thinks that they're stupid, and boring. And he likes to show people that. The gang thinks he just has big balls. He just thinks they're stupid.Patrick has the weirdest sense of humor. He'll huff in amusement at a joke, that's mostly for show. But he laughs at really weird moments. Like when the gang are bullying some kid, or a more tame example would be when a friend of his gets upset about something small. He finds that hilarious.Patrick actually has an amazing sense of personal hygiene and self care. You'll almost never catch him smelling back, or have a zit.Patrick doesn't have a type. He could fuck anything and make it work.Despite what you may think, Pat doesn't like porn. He finds it annoying, and a tease. He'd much rather just think about a girl than see her in a magazine or TV. At least then he can make her do whatever he wants.