~Captain~||A Denki x Male Reader Fanfic

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~Denki~

I woke up from my 3rd nap today, putting my circular glasses on as the sun bleeding through the window slightly blinding me, making my eyes adjust to the lighting. The uneasy feeling in the stomach staying put, making me heave a long sigh.

" No Amount of naps will make you leave today, huh? " Kaminari spoke to himself as he fixed his shirt, trying to look presentable after his nap wrinkled and messed up his shirt. Tonight his adoptive parents- bless their souls- were hosting a party to celebrate his adoption.

He continued to rummage through his closet, trying to find his nice black and yellow- as Mina called it- his " bumble-bee suit " that he wanted to wear for the party, but, alas, the suit was nowhere to be found. The small boy continued to rummage through the closet in his search on his knees, now digging desperately through the many articles of clothing tossed onto the floor of his room and closet. He co rubies this before he heard someone clear their throat behind him. Quickly, he turned his head to the doorway of his room to see his adoptive sister- Mina standing in the doorway, holding a freshly ironed tux-jacket in her grip.

" Looking for this, perhaps? "she said as she tossed it to the younger royal. He clumsily catches it, giving her a quick thanks as he pulls it on over his dress-shirt, smiling goofily in the mirror at how formal he looks. " Excited, I'm guessing? " She comments again after a second, snapping him back into reality.

" Y-Yeah, guess maybe a little bit " he said nervously , cursing himself for the stutter as he adjusted the glasses falling down his nose, he promised himself he'd work on that slight little habit of his. Mina giggles at his response.

" Let's go look at the preparations for your party then. " she smiles warmly as she links their arms and dusts off his shoulder as she leads them downstairs to the ballroom cheerfully, unaware of the true events of the upcoming night...

~(Y/N)~

I lounge in the deck hammock, patiently waiting for the real party to start. And though I'm patient enough to wait a few hours, my crew on the other hand, well, that's another story.

Those 5, well most of 'Em anyway,can't sit still for 2 fucking seconds I swear to whatever god that's up thereto strike them with lightning.

Midoriya, or Deku, and Bakugou can't get along for five minutes for the love of God. Sero can't take shit seriously, tsuyu is always jumping into the water for fucks sake, Kiri is always treating the crew like his children, Iida is always keeping our money in check, like a waking bank for fucks sake were pirates! We don't need an accountant! And todo is always sad in a corner or something I'm not sure about him.

Off the topic of my dysfunctional crew, tonight we're gonna kidnap the princes-

" Oi! Cap'n when are we leaving this shitty ship to go do the job? I'm getting bored of staring at these extras for so long. " the brash blond yells across the deck, interrupting my thoughts

"They're sending fucking fireworks off at the beginning of the celebration, I think you'll know when it's time to leave. " I shoot back, shutting the blonde up for now. I pull outa photo of the princess we're kidnapping; blonde with a black lightning bolt in it, small lightning bolt freckles, dorky smile, etc. not gonna lie she doesn't look half bad, but I doubt I'll get too attached, the job's simple,kidnap the princess of academia, keep her unharmed, Bronx her to a specific location, get paid the money, and leave. Simple.

It's hard to screw up such a simple mission, but with my crew it's a fucking coin toss. Sometimes I wonder how I got such an idiotic crew, but when life gives ya lemons, as the saying goes I guess. I leaned back in my chair as I try to tune out the sound of bakugou screaming so loud at deku he probably is scaring all the fish near our boat far away to some lucky fishermen who will go and feed whoever they have at home. I can hear the splashing sound of Tsu coming into the boat, probably to yell at Baku for scaring the fish and blah blah blah fish are people too blah blah not nice blah blah blah be more considerate and all that good shit.

I eventually fall asleep to the sound of tsu and baku arguing and the distant protests of the others

And when I woke up it was to the sound of fireworks...