When Universes Collide

Badgers & Dinosaurs

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"All of time and space to choose from and you chose a planet full of armed badgers with laser guns and dionsaurs?!?!" David questioned Matt

David, Matt, Hope, and the Doctor were running for their lives as a group of angry badger soliders and four Tyrannosaurus Rex were chasing after them. Red laser rays flashed past their heads , and they could hear the screeching of the dinosaurs gaining on them.

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went the dionsaurs!

"Well how was I supposed to know badgers were deadly vicious killing machines, and you can't blame me for the dinosaurs, that's his fault!! Matt retoreted snapping his fingers and pointing at the Doctor.

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"What me!? You specifically asked for planet of the badgers, you made no mention of which one!!!" The Doctor shouted back.

"Never mind that, how could you accidentally propose to the queen of the badgers?! Weren't the older dinosaur brothers a big enough 'back off sign?!" David screamed at Matt his Scottish accent ripping the wind.

"Oi No! That was an..."

"Everyone shut up!!!" Hope shouted at the top of her teenage lungs, her scream could've been carried for miles. "We need to get back to the Tardis, Doctor where is it?" Hope asked

"Umm...I don't know..."

"You forgot" asked David bewildered "How do you lose a bigger on the inside time machine? Never lost it when I was the doctor!" David mocked

"Oh wait no I didn't" The Doctor pulled out his sonic flicked it open and waved it around until it pointed him in the East. "Quick, everyone with me!" They all changed course and followed him through a path of bushes, and behind a fallen tree they saw the little blue box about 30 yards away.

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The Doctor was frantically snapping and the Tardis doors swung open with the traditional creak. "Right everybody in in in!!!" As he pulled the doors closed they felt the Tardis begin to shake.

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The outer shell was being struck by Badger lasers. "Are you sure we're safe?" David asked the Doctor

"Of course we're safe, are you forgetting this is the Tardis? Best ship in the universe!" The Doctor declaired proudly. The Tardis started shaking even more, and Hope felt as if she was gonna throw up...

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The Doctor pulled the monitor...

"Although i've never tested her against dinosaurs..." The Doctor said rather nervously.

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The console sparked, and the Doctor immediaetly rushed to her side. "Right, we need to get out of here pronto!" He flipped the big lever and the engines started to wheeze

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"Agh the dinosaurs damaged the console, I need to repair it, 20 minutes tops!"

"We don't have 20 minutes the dinosaurs will kill us...!" Hope mentioned to the Doctor very alarmingly

"Right, okay new plan." He flipped a few switches, and reached around to the opposite side for a toggle switch. The console started to shake, and they could feel the Tardis rising, which was a slightly new feeling.

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It was shaking even more now and the Doctor ran across to the other side and pushed two blue buttons. The console room began to slightly stabilize. "The Tardis is in flight, but we're trying to outrun four fully grown dionsaurs, plus the engines are failing so I need to fix them before we can dematerialize, turning off automatic flight now." He flipped a lever down

"Hope you take the Atom accelerator" He snapped pointing to the spiky ball sticking out of the console, just keep us away from anything that looks like it wants to kill us. Got it?"

"Got it!"

"Good, now Scotts you take the klister valve." pointing to the spiraling multicolored levers "Keep it leveled. and keep an eye on the magnatite levels, don't want to run out of that again, that's the last thing we want.

"Yes other me, take the gravitational anomaliser, basically keep us upright, and make sure we're steady, the more it throttles the more we shake, understood?"

"Got it."

The Doctor explained his plan "Good, okay, so i'm diverting 40% of Tardis power to you, i'll need you to buy us 10 minutes to fix the engines, try not to get us all killed, think of it like flying a rocket ship...actually a multidimensional rocket ship with a million trillion times more complications and way more colorful...ya know what forget the spaceship"

"What happaned to 20 minutes?" Hope asked

"I'm improvising...I think, well don't just stand there, get to work!" He clapped his hands, grabbed his screwdriver then threw off his tweed jacked and ran down the stairs to the bottom of the console. "Oh and remember, our lives are in the hands of you three, a teenage fangirl, and two eccentric actors, what could possibly go wrong?" He said with a big sappy smile.