A new life Kakashi love story

Chapter five

Yo my little minions I'm back with the next chapter. Chapters should come more quickly now that I'm on summer break and don't have to worry about school 'till next term. This chapter is dedicated to @duckbuttsasugay for commenting. Sorry for any confusion do to the fact I use more than just English in my books. Enjoy the bell test and remember team work gets you lunch.

Me: Shikamaru if you'd please

Shikamaru: Tch, what a drag troublesome women. Baka12 does not own the characters or the plot of Naruto.

Me: Those rights belong to Kishimoto Masashi-sama. Now ON WITH DA STORY!!!

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  Naruto P.O.V.

"Oi! Fight me right here, right now. Believe it!" I shout there's no way I'm gonna let him beat me."

"Aren't you a little weird?"

"The only weird thing is your hair."

"He has a point. Your hair is quite weird Hatake-san. How much gel do you use to get it to stay like that?"

*Major sweat drop*"Shouldn't we focus on testing the genin and not focus on my hair Akahana?"

"Hai, Hai, Whatever floats your boat Hatake."

"Oi! Stop ignoring me!!"

Kaka-baka P.O.V.

As Naruto called my hair weird Akahana just had to join in. She's supposed to be on my side. At least she should wait till after the test. Why does she feel the need to tease me in front of the genin? I ask myself as I sweat drop.

"Oi! Stop ignoring me!!"

"Lesson one of a ninja. Taijutsu."

"Wonderful the skill of using hand to hand combat. Useful in most all fights and keeps you fit."

"Oh so you can show your genies side to people you don't want to be around." I say as I pull out my beloved Icha Icha Paradise book.

"Put that stupid book away before I burn it Hatake." She growled lowly

Akahana/Kaimira-sensei P.O.V. (Don't know how to refer to her she doesn't like people to call her first name but like three and Kakashi isn't one of them)

He just had to pull out that f*cken book. It's bad enough my stupid shishou used me as the main characters' profile. Next time I see that stupid perverted sennin I'm gonna make Tsu nee-chan look gentle as a baby lamb.

"Put that stupid book away before I burn it Hatake." I growl

I left as Kakashi did his 1000 years of pain "jutsu" on Naruto to look for Duckass.

Time skip type thing but here's what happened in the time skip

As Kaimira took on Sasuke and Kakashi placed Sakura under a genjustu Naruto decided to get himself tied up for trying to sneak lunch before getting a bell.

Once all the genin were situated after the bell rang Kakashi decided to mess with them and he calls me cold hearted and mean towards the genin.

"Uh oh I hear hungry tummies who don't get lunch. But I have good news for you three. I aren't returning to the Academy" He said with a close eye smile.

"Really? All I did was faint"

"Woohoo!"

Duckass just did that stupid smirk of his. So to wipe off the stupid thing I completed Kakashi's thought.