Bill Nye Wants Custody of Your Kids

A Bunny's Tears

After watching Inside Out, my choice obviously, we went and shopped around the mall for a few hours. By the end, I ended up buying white bunny ears, a pink t-shirt with a bunny in a flower crown on it, and new slippers for Molly and a new red dress for myself. We also bought some Subway to eat since Molly was hungry.

I get out of my car and go around the side to get Molly out of her booster seat, she was fast asleep. Aw, I love you my sweet little bunny I thought, giving her a light kiss on her forehead. I carried up the stairs to the door with my shopping bags in the other hand. Quietly opening the door, as to not wake Molly up, I stepped inside. Low and behold what I see, an enraged Bill Nye glaring at me.

"Where. Have. You. Been?" he said raising his voice every word. I simply put my finger to my lips in a shushing motion and carried Molly upstairs. If looks could kill, I'd be long gone by the way be looking at me. This man...it was only 4 o'clock. What did he mean where I was?

Gently laying her in bed and kissing her on the forehead, I left the room saying, "Good night sweet pea."

I closed the door quietly and as I turn to go to my room, I bump into a raging Bill. I never noticed that he had quite the anger issues, maybe it's new. I walk downstairs knowing he would follow. Now outside, to not disturb Molly, he starts yelling at me.

"Where have you been Y/N?!" he screamed.

"At the mall," I replied nonchalantly, "Where have you been?"

"Stop asking me questions Y/N! Gosh, that is all you do! You should have stayed at home and took care of my daughter!" he exclaimed.

"One, that's not all I do, two, I am not a maid; I am her mother, three, she is my daughter and I will take her wherever I want whenever I want. Understood?" I said, still somehow calm.

And then he did the most unexpected thing, he slapped me across my face. The ring on his ring finger, which I don't know why he was wearing it; I sure as heck wasn't wearing mine, cut my skin. I stood there dumbfounded, while he glared and said, "She. Is. Mine," after realizing what he did he shouted, "Look what you did Y/N!"

I started to get angry, really angry and said, "get off my property and never come back. Get. Off. Now!"

He stared at me and the said, "no, this is my house. I paid for it Y/N. We both know that."

"William Stanford Nye, get off my property before I call the police. You know your career would go down the drain, we wouldn't want that, would we?" I smiled sweetly at the end after saying the last sentence. Terror filled his eyes and he left, not saying anything to my surprise.

I heard crying and looked at the front door. There Molly stood in her bunny pajamas, crying. Oh no! The window in her room must have been left open! Oh my gosh, she saw that whole thing. No, no, no-

"Mummy?" she asked, her voice wavering.

"Yes, darling?" I asked, slowly walking to her.

"What's wrong with Daddy?" she questioned.

"Nothing, sweetheart! Everything is fine, this is all just dream," I lied, noticing that she stopped crying after that statement.

"A dream?" she asked.

"Yes, honey! Now let's get you back to bed!" I lied, even more, knowing she would believe since she had vivid night terrors from time to time. I brought her up to her bed, her eyelids dropping on the way until they closed. I put her back in her bed with her bunny and wiped her face with a wet washcloth, then sung to her.

I knew I shouldn't have lied but I couldn't bare to see my sweet baby cry. What am I going to do know?...she's going to find out eventually...why Bill, why? Ugh.