Below The Radar

The Gayest Straight Guy

Big announcement guys! I don't hate TJ anymore, thanks to these fanfictions, now I only dislike him. Now that's worthy of accomplishment of the week.

The word tablecloth has been established as a safe word for Jonah, and Marty if one of them starts to actually fall in love with the other. As of the current both boys are still trying to figure out their feelings. All their adolescent lives the question always was what girl do you like?, and never what guy do you like?, that question was reserved for the girls. Because of things like that neither male teen ever considered hooking up with a fellow male, and now look at them they are dating, well sorta.

The canoeing was fun, and all, but Jonah didn't stay very long after with Marty, he went straight to TJ. Last time Cyrus was separated from the Good Hair Crew, and with TJ he was put in the danger of a firearm. Jonah figured that Cyrus, and Buffy already know about his panic attacks, and whatnot, so he should be able to consult them about this matter.

"Hey Cyrus my man, I've been looking for you," Jonah greeted.

"You-you have?" Cyrus stuttered from Jonah calling him my man. Meanwhile Jonah looked around, and had a change of heart when he spotted Buffy.

"Whoops sorry um this is awkward, I was actually looking for Buffy. There she is," Jonah said walking off.

"But you just said," Cyrus started until he felt a hand get placed on his shoulder by TJ, and like that Jonah was already gone.

Buffy she is a girl, she likes guys, Jonah thought coming to the conclusion that she was the better of the two to talk about liking guys with. Cyrus wouldn't know anything liking a guy, Jonah told himself. "Yo Slayer," Jonah called out to her.

"Yeah, what's up?"

Jonah quieted himself, "can we have a quick talk, in private."

Despite Buffy being taken aback by the out of the blue request her mind was able to process, and order her mouth to produce a, "um yeah sure."

Jonah walked over to the shade of a tree making sure Buffy was following by turning his head around. Jonah put his back to the tree, and started talking, "so you know how things went badly with me, and Andi?"

"Oh please don't say you want to get back together with her," Buffy pleaded.

"Hardly, just let me talk," Jonah said making Buffy shake her head yes only now taking what Jonah was trying to tell her serious. "Marty, and I were talking about our past relationships with girls, and he joked around saying they are too complicated, and that we should just date, and well now we are, but neither of us are gay, and I just don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. This is silly, nevermind I'm going to go break up with him."

"Wait!" Buffy called making Jonah stop from trying to leave the premises. "Jonah don't break up with him just yet, you guys agreed for a reason their must be some kind of feeling their, and it's more than okay to want to explore that feeling. I actually know someone that is gay, and I'm sure they would love to talk to you about your feelings, and help you figure them out."

"Ok I'll wait, anyways who is he?" Jonah asked.

"You'll find out when they message you later, cause they aren't exactly out yet..."

"Oh well um thanks, by the way, I know I already like him, but not the way I like girls, it's different than that."

"Jonah you'll be fine," Buffy told him before the two of them split apart. Jonah could not stop thinking about the mystery gay person that Buffy knows, how come he doesn't know who he is? Little does Jonah know he has been lurking under his nose the whole time with the adorableness of a puppy, and the sweet scent of baby taters.