ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ

"Ｉ ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ．"

Ｎａｍｅ－
"Wilson Payne."

Ｇｅｎｄｅｒ ａｎｄ Ｐｒｏｎｏｕｎｓ－
"I'm a guy."
(He/him pronouns.)

Ａｇｅ－
"23."

Ｒａｃｅ－
"White."

Ｓｐｅｃｉｅｓ－
"Human."

Ｓｅｘｕａｌｉｔｙ－
"I'm queer."

Ｈｅｉｇｈｔ－
"5'10."

Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ－
"164 pounds."

Ｂｕｉｌｄ－
"I'm pretty skinny."

Ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌｉｔｙ－
"Everyone calls me straightforward."
(Very straightforward; he's not afraid to tell people how it is. He isn't afraid to share his opinion, even if he knows it could get him into trouble. He's helpful for advice but not much when it comes to people's feelings. Though he seems emotionless sometimes, he can be a very happy and energetic person who adores almost everyone he meets. And if he didn't, they would know.)

Ａｐｐｅａｒａｎｃｅ－
"I have tan skin and brown hair and brown eyes."
(He has tanned skin from working in the sun a lot. His hair and eyes match each other, both being a deep, honey coloured brown. Dispite the fact that he's a bit skinny, he looks pretty intimidating as well, with toned arms and legs from planting relentlessly and climbing trees with no problem at all. He also wears round, thin rimmed glasses for reading purposes.)

Ｏｕｔｆｉｔｓ－
"I like wearing green and tan. Everyone says it matches my enegry."

Ｌｉｋｅｓ－
"I love all types of plants. Big ones, little ones, harmless ones, poisonous ones; doesn't matter, they're all amazing to me."
(Old movies, gardens, sunflowers, scrapbooking and making journals.)

Ｄｉｓｌｉｋｅｓ－
"I hate getting sunburnt."
(Fire, being overworked, deforestation, getting hurt, aggressive animals.)

Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈｓ－
"I'm not sure..."
(He's very smart and helps people who need advice.)

Ｗｅａｋｎｅｓｓｅｓ－
"I don't know, really."
(He can be a little too straightforward sometimes and tends to hurt other's feelings.)

Ｏｔｈｅｒ－
"I don't have anything else to say."
(He works at a plant/flower shop.)

ＳＣＥＮＡＲＩＯ（Ｓ）－

Scenario #1

You had just moved into an apartment in a new city, and you were trying to get your new place all set up and situated. You'd already furnished it, but now you needed some finishing touches. So naturally, you decided on some house plants.
You found a shop near your apartment and went to look around. You'd researched how to care for them and which ones would be easy to maintain. As you searched, a rather attractive employee came up to you, his hands clasped behind his back and a bored look on his face.
"Need help finding anything?" He asked.
What do you do?

Scenario #2

You had recently started to look for a new job, considering the one you were working at currently was pretty rough. You called resturaunts, retail stores, grocery stores, but to no avail. One day, when you were taking a walk through town, you noticed a "HELP WANTED" sign on the window of a little shop. With a hopeful heart, you entered the shop, walked through all the brightly coloured plants and flowers, and made your way to the front counter. An employee was seated in a wheelie chair, his legs kicked up onto the counter and eyes shut. He had headphones in his ears and was nodding his head to what you could only assume was music.
What do you do?